Mal: I’m sorry. You have very nice qualities, but I didn’t ever marry you.
Book: I believe you did. Last night.
Mal: (goes over to Jayne) How drunk was I last night?
Jayne: Well I dunno. I passed out.
Firefly — Episode 6 — “Our Mrs. Reynolds”
Kirk: Key in the ignition. Turn the ignition on. And nothing happens. Where’s the starter? There’s the starter. Yes!
Spock: Interesting.
Kirk: Oops! Gears.
Spock: Yes. Oh. I believe they had a device known as a clutch. Clutch, Captain. Perhaps one of those pedals on the floor.
Kirk: I kind of like this. I’m going to get one myself.
Spock: Captain, you are an excellent starship commander, but as a taxi driver you leave much to be desired.
Kirk: It was that bad?
Star Trek — Season 2: Episode 20 — “A Piece of the Action”
(The gang thinks Willow is a vampire)
Xander: This isn’t real.
Buffy: I can’t feel anything. Arms, legs, anything.
Giles: She was truly the finest of all of us.
Xander: Way better than me.
Giles: (nodding) Much, much better.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Season 3: Episode 16 — “Dopplegangland”
Rory: Lane? Lane?
Lane: What’s wrong?
Rory: I got kissed! And I shoplifted.
Lane: Are you serious? Who kissed you?
Rory: Dean.
Lane: The new kid?
Rory: Yes.
Lane: You got the new kid? Oh my God!
Rory: It happened so fast. I was just standing there —
Lane: Where?
Rory: Doose’s Market.
Lane: He kissed you in the market?
Rory: On aisle three.
Lane: By the pest spray?
Rory: Yes.
Lane: Oh, that’s a good aisle.
Rory: What defines a good aisle
Lane: An aisle where you get kissed by the new kid is a good aisle.
Rory: Oh my God. I can’t breathe.
Lane: Ok, sit down.
Rory: No I can’t sit down. I’m too — Oh my God, He kissed me!
(Mrs. Kim appears out of nowhere)
Mrs. Kim: Who kissed you?
Lane: The Lord, Mama.
Mrs. Kim: Oh, Ok then.
Gilmore Girls — Season 1: Episode 7 — “Kiss and Tell”
The Love Pirate 