Zoe: Proximity alert. Must be coming up on something.
Wash: Oh my god! What can it be?! We’re all doomed! Who’s flying this thing!? … Oh right, that would be me. Back to work.
Firefly – Episode 3 – “Bushwhacked”
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Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It’s the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who’s in ruttin’ command here. Now we’re finishing this deal, and then maybe… maybe we’ll come back for those morons who got themselves caught. You can’t change that by getting all… bendy.
Wash: All what?
Jayne: You’ve got the light.. from the console.. keep you… lift you up. They shine like… little angels… (collapses)
Wash: Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?
Simon: I told him to sit down.
Kaylee: You doped him.
Simon: It was supposed to kick in a good deal sooner. I, I just didn’t feel comfortable with him in charge. I hope.. hope that’s all right.
Firefly – Episode 2 – “The Train Job”
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Mal: My thanks Wash, nice save as always.
Wash: A pleasure.
Mal: And how are our passengers?
Kaylee: They’re fine. So, what happened? Was there a terrible brawl?
Zoe: Oddly enough, there was.
Wash: Are you gettin’ my wife into trouble?
Mal: Wha? I didn’t start it! Just wanted a quiet drink.
Zoe: Funny, sir, how you always seem to find yourself in an Alliance-friendly bar come U-day, looking for a “quiet drink.”
Mal: See, this is another sign of your tragic space dementia, all paranoid and crotchety. Breaks the heart.
Firefly – Episode 2 – “The Train Job”
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Zoe: Sir? I’d like you to take the helm, please. I need this man to tear all my clothes off.
Wash: Work, work, work…
Firefly – Episode 1 – “Serenity”
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Patience: We can deal. I’ll upload coordinates for a rendezvous point outside of town.
Mal: See you in the world. (Mal ends the transmission, followed by a long pause.) I believe that woman’s planning to shoot me again.
Jayne: She meant to pay you, she’d’a haggled you down some.
Wash: Just a little effort to hide it would’ve been —
Zoe: Sir, we don’t have to deal with her.
Mal: Yes, we do.
Jayne: Here’s a little concept I been workin’ on. Why don’t we shoot her first?
Wash: It is her turn.
Firefly – Episode 1 – “Serenity”
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Mal: You send word to Patience?
Wash: Ain’t heard back yet. Didn’t she shoot you one time?
Mal: Everybody’s makin’ a fuss.
Firefly – Episode 1 – “Serenity”
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Zoe: He’s the captain, Wash.
Wash: Right, I’m just the husband.
Zoe: Look, I’ll ask him.
Wash: Don’t forget to call him sir, he likes that.
Mal: (walking in) Who likes what?
Zoe: It’s nothing, sir.
Wash: (gives Zoe a thumbs up)
Firefly – Episode 1 – “Serenity”
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Zoe: I know somethin’ ain’t right.
Wash: Sweetie, we’re crooks. If everything were right we’d be in jail.
Firefly: Episode 1 – “Serenity”
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Mal: Wash, we’re on! Go!
Wash: Hang on travelers.
Jayne: Let’s moon ’em!
Firefly: Episode 1 – “Serenity”
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Mal: ‘Cry baby, cry.’
Wash: ‘Make your mother sigh.’
Firefly: Episode 1 – “Serenity”
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