Quote of the Day


Zoe: He’s the captain, Wash. 

Wash: Right, I’m just the husband. 

Zoe: Look, I’ll ask him. 

Wash: Don’t forget to call him sir, he likes that. 

Mal: (walking in) Who likes what?

Zoe: It’s nothing, sir. 

Wash: (gives Zoe a thumbs up)

Firefly – Episode 1 – “Serenity”

Quote of the Day

Dogberry: Marry, sir, they have committed false report; moreover, they have spoken untruths; secondarily, they are slanders; sixth and lastly, they have belied a lady; thirdly, they have verified unjust things; and, to conclude, they are lying knaves.

Much Ado About Nothing – William Shakespeare

Quote of the Day

Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog

Captain Hammer: You see, little Penny’s giving it up, she’s giving it up hard. ‘Cause she’s with Captain Hammer. [holds up his fists] And these are not the hammer. [walks away from Billy, but then returns] The hammer is my penis.