Wesley: You’re not helping.
Giles: No. I feel just sick about it.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Season 3: Episode 14 — “Bad Girls”
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Wesley: Ah. This is perhaps Faith?
Faith: New Watcher?
Buffy and Giles: New Watcher.
Faith: Screw that. (walks out)
Buffy: Now, why didn’t I just say that?
Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Season 3: Episode 14 — “Bad Girls”
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Wesley: Buffy, you will go to the Gleaves family crypt tonight and fetch the amulet.
Buffy: I will?
Wesley: Are you not used to being given orders?
Buffy: Whenever Giles sends me on a mission, he always says ‘please’. And afterwards I get a cookie.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Season 3: Episode 14 — “Bad Girls”
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Buffy: New Watcher?
Giles: New Watcher.
Wesley: Wesley Wyndam-Pryce. It’s very nice to meet you.
Buffy: Is he evil?
Wesley: Evil?
Buffy: The last one was evil.
Wesley: Oh, yes. Gwendolyn Post. We all heard. No. Mr. Giles has checked my credentials rather thoroughly and phoned the Council, but I’m glad to see you’re on the ball as well. A good Slayer is a cautious Slayer.
Buffy: Is he evil?
Giles: Not in the strictest sense.
Wesley: Well, I’m glad that’s cleared up.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Season 3: Episode 14 — “Bad Girls”
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Giles: All we know is that the fate of the entire world rests on it. (looks into the doughnut box) Did you eat all the jellies?
Buffy: Did you want a jelly?
Giles: I always have a jelly. I’m always the one that says ‘let’s have a jelly in the mix.’
Willow: We’re sorry… Buffy had three.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Season 3: Episode 13 — “The Zeppo”
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Buffy: Willow, you okay?
Willow: Yeah, I’m fine. Th-the shaking is, is a side effect of the fear.
Giles: Thank you.
Buffy: Well, if it wasn’t for that clouding spell…
Willow: Yeah, it went good! Nothing melted like last time!
Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Season 3: Episode 13 — “The Zeppo”
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Cordelia: Wake up! (Cordy slaps Giles)
Giles: Cordelia?
Cordelia: Took you long enough to wake up. My hand hurts.
Giles: Pity. Oh… Why are you here?
Cordelia: Things are way out of control, Giles. First the thing at school, and then my mom confiscates all of my black clothes and scented candles. I came over here to tell Buffy to stop this craziness and found you all unconscious… again. How many times have you been knocked out, anyway? I swear, one of these times, you’re gonna wake up in a coma.
Giles: Wake up in a… Oh, never mind. We need to save Buffy from Hansel and Gretel.
Cordelia: Now, let’s be clear. The brain damage happened before I hit you.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 3: Episode 11 – “Gingerbread”
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Giles: Here. I suspect your mother will want to, uh, put it on the refrigerator.
Buffy: Yeah. She saw these scores, and her head spun around and exploded.
Giles: I-I’ve been on the Hellmouth too long. That was metaphorical, yes?
Buffy: Yes. She was happy.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Season 3: Episode 8 — “Lovers Walk”
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Giles: He’s lying! Hit him!
Buffy: I don’t think he is, and shut up.
Giles: You’re *my* slayer, go knock his teeth down his…
Buffy: Giles! (to Ethan) What demon?
Ethan: I don’t remember.
(Buffy punches Ethan)
Giles: Yes!
Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 3: Episode 6 – “Band Candy”
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Giles: We have to find Buffy. Something terrible’s happened. Just kidding. Thought I’d give you a scare. Are those finger sandwiches?
Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 3: Episode 5 – “Homecoming”
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