Quote of the Day

“Why’m I with you?” grunted the Harry near the back door.
“Because you’re the one that needs watching,” growled Moody, and sure enough, his magical eye did not waver from Mundungus as he continued, “Arthur and Fred —”
“I’m George,” said the twin at whom Moody was pointing. “Can’t you even tell us apart when we’re Harry?”
“Sorry, George —”
“I’m only yanking your wand, I’m Fred really —”
“Enough messing around!” snarled Moody. “The other one — George or Fred or whoever you are — you’re with Remus.”

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – J.K. Rowling

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Devon:  Let me guess: not your type? What does a girl have to do to impress you?

Oz:  Well, it involves a feathered boa and the theme to ‘A Summer Place’. I can’t discuss it here.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 4 – “Inca Mummy Girl”

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It is always tedious when someone says that if you don’t stop crying, they will give you something to cry about, because if you are crying than you already have something to cry about, and so there is no reason for them to give you anything additional to cry about, thank you very much.

A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Slippery Slope – Lemony Snicket

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Benjamin Sisko: Dax! I can’t believe it!

Ezri Dax: I can hardly believe it myself. But… I’m Dax. I mean, I’m not Jadzia Dax; I’m Ezri Dax. But I have all of Jadzia’s memories – not to mention Lela’s, Tobin’s, Emony’s, Audrid’s, Joran’s, Curzon’s – am I forgetting anyone?

Benjamin Sisko: Torias.

Ezri Dax: Right. You’re probably asking yourself, “Who is this person? How did she get the symbiont? Do I even want another Dax in my life? Does she always talk this much?” These are all very good questions; and I wish I had good answers for you.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 7: Episode 2 – “Shadows and Symbols”

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When he straightened up again, there were six Harry Potters gasping and panting in front of him.
Fred and George turned to each other and said together, “Wow — we’re identical!”
“I dunno, though, I think I’m still better-looking,” said Fred, examining his reflection in the kettle.
“Bah,” said Fleur, checking herself in the microwave door, “Bill, don’t look at me — I’m ‘ideous.”

“I knew Ginny was lying about that tattoo,” said Ron, looking down at his bare chest.
“Harry, your eyesight really is awful,” said Hermione, as she put on glasses.

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – J.K. Rowling

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Giles:  You have responsibilities that other girls do not.

Buffy:  Oh! I know this one! ‘Slaying entails certain sacrifices, blah, blah, bity blah, I’m so stuffy, gimme a scone.’

Giles:  It’s as if you know me.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 4 – “Inca Mummy Girl”

Quote of the Day

Taking one’s chances is like taking a bath, because sometimes you end up feeling comfortable and warm, and sometimes there is something terrible lurking around that you cannot see until it is too late and you can do nothing else but scream and cling to a plastic duck.

A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Slippery Slope – Lemony Snicket

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Julian Bashir: This gives me a chance to honor her memory, and I’m gonna take it. And that, my friend, is my final word on the subject.

Miles O’Brien: You know what this means, don’t you?

Julian Bashir: Yes. That I’m risking my life for a very dubious cause.

Miles O’Brien: No. It means I’m going to risk my life for a friend who’s risking his life for a very dubious cause.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 7: Episode 1 – “Image in the Sand”

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Harry dropped the hair into the mudlike liquid. The moment it made contact with its surface, the potion began to froth and smoke, then, all at once, it turned into a clear, bright gold.
“Ooh, you look much tastier than Crabbe and Goyle, Harry,” said Hermione, before catching sight of Ron’s raised eyebrows, blushing slightly, and saying, “Oh, you know what I mean — Goyle’s potion looked like bogies.”

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – J.K. Rowling

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Joyce and Buffy in School Hard

Joyce:  Principal Snyder said you were a troublemaker. And I could care less. I have a daughter who can take care of herself. Who’s brave and resourceful and thinks of others in a crisis. No matter who you hang out with or what dumb teenage stuff you think you need to do, I’m gonna sleep better knowing all that.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 3 – “School Hard”