Quote of the Day

Jake Sisko: Any idea where you’re gonna live?

Miles O’Brien: No, Keiko and I’re still mulling over a few possibilities.

Worf: Have you ever considered Minsk?

Miles O’Brien: I don’t think that’s on our list.

Benjamin Sisko: New Orleans is a gorgeous city.

Kasidy Yates: I’ve heard great things about Paris.

Worf: Minsk.

Ezri Dax: Jadzia loved Rio.

Odo: Well, you’ve certainly got a lot of choices.

Miles O’Brien: Yeah, too many, hm?

Worf: Minsk.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 7: Episode 25 – “What You Leave Behind”

Quote of the Day

Ezri Dax: At first, it struck me as a little… peculiar. But after I thought it over, I began to think that this might be a good sign after all.

Quark: How can hiding in one of Julian’s adolescent programs be a good sign?

Julian Bashir: Hey…

Jake Sisko: It could be worse. He could be hiding in the Alamo program.

Leeta: Or that ridiculous secret agent program.

Julian Bashir: Hey…

Rom: Or that stupid Viking program!

Julian Bashir: HEY!

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 7: Episode 10 – “It’s Only a Paper Moon”

Quote of the Day

Benjamin Sisko: Hey, Jake that was a hell of a game! A hell of a game!

Jake Sisko: I gave up ten runs.

Benjamin Sisko: They’re Vulcans. If they were humans you’d have held them to just two or three.

Jake Sisko:When you put it that way.

Benjamin Sisko: Yes. Now, pardon me. I owe you an apology.

Rom: No. Unless you really want to.

Benjamin Sisko: I’m sorry.

Rom: Apology accepted.

Benjamin Sisko: If you have some time one day, maybe you can teach me how to bunt.

Rom: Sure… What’s a bunt?

Nog: That’s my dad.

Solok: I fail to see why you are celebrating. The Ferengi’s bunt was an accident. And you still lost the game.

Benjamin Sisko: You are absolutely right. And I couldn’t be happier. Quark, a round of drinks for the house on my tab.

Quark: I’m way ahead of you, Captain.

Solok: You are attempting to manufacture a triumph where none exists.

Kasidy Yates: I’d say he succeeded.

Julian Bashir: To manufactured triumphs.

Benjamin Sisko: Manufactured triumph. Hear, hear!

Niners: Hear, hear!

Solok: This is a typical human reaction, based on emotionalism and illogic.

Benjamin Sisko: Did I hear irritation in that voice?

Solok: Certainly not.

Julian Bashir: That sounded positively defensive to me.

Miles O’Brien: With a hint of anger.

Quark: And just a touch of jealousy.

Kasidy Yates: And a lot of bitterness.

Ezri Dax: Are you always this emotional?

Solok:I refuse to engage in this human game of taunting.

Ezri Dax: Human? Did I forget to wear my spots today?

Quark: All that intelligence and he still doesn’t know what a human looks like.

Kira Nerys: Captain. Here’s something else for your desk.

(She throws him a baseball signed by the team.)

Benjamin Sisko: Well, will you look at that. Would you like to sign it?

(Solok leaves.)

Benjamin Sisko: No.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 7: Episode 4 – “Take Me Out to the Holosuite”

Quote of the Day

Benjamin Sisko: Dax! I can’t believe it!

Ezri Dax: I can hardly believe it myself. But… I’m Dax. I mean, I’m not Jadzia Dax; I’m Ezri Dax. But I have all of Jadzia’s memories – not to mention Lela’s, Tobin’s, Emony’s, Audrid’s, Joran’s, Curzon’s – am I forgetting anyone?

Benjamin Sisko: Torias.

Ezri Dax: Right. You’re probably asking yourself, “Who is this person? How did she get the symbiont? Do I even want another Dax in my life? Does she always talk this much?” These are all very good questions; and I wish I had good answers for you.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 7: Episode 2 – “Shadows and Symbols”

Quote of the Day

Jake Sisko: Come on, Nog.

Nog: No.

Jake Sisko: Why not?

Nog: It’s my money, Jake. If you want to bid at the auction, use your own money.

Jake Sisko: I’m human, I don’t have any money.

Nog: It’s not my fault that your species decided to abandon currency-based economics in favour of some philosophy of self-enhancement.

Jake Sisko: Hey, watch it. There’s nothing wrong with our philosophy. We work to better ourselves and the rest of humanity.

Nog: What does that mean exactly?

Jake Sisko: It means… It means we don’t need money.

Nog: Well if you don’t need money, then you certainly don’t need mine.

Jake Sisko: How much latinum do you have? How much?

Nog: Five bars.

Jake Sisko: Five bars!

Nog: Look, it’s taken me a lifetime to save up that much money, and I’m not going to just throw it away for some baseball card.

Jake Sisko: Not even for my father, the man who made it possible for you to enter Starfleet Academy.

Nog: Oh no, that’s not fair.

Jake Sisko: The man who believed in you when no one else would.

Nog: Oh, this is so low.

Jake Sisko: I can’t believe you would rather keep your filthy money locked away in a box under a bed than use it to give him endless moments of happiness.

Nog: Argh! All right, all right. I’ll do it.

Jake Sisko: That’s very generous, Nog. I’m proud of you. Now let’s get that money.

Nog: Hew-mons.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 5: Episode 25 – “In the Cards”

Quote of the Day

Benjamin Sisko: You’ve got a good start on a novel here, Jake. The dialogue is sharp, the story’s involving, the characters are real… the spelling is terrible!

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 4: Episode 21 – “The Muse”

Quote of the Day

Jake Sisko: You always used to chase me away.

Odo: I never chased you away, I chased Nog. You just happened to be with him. So, unless you are planning on flicking sand peas at the passing throng, you are welcome to stay here as long as you like.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 4: Episode 20 – “Shattered Mirror”