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Kaylee: Have you ever had to service a really hideous client? With boils and the like?

Inara: A Companion chooses her own clients, that’s Guild law. But physical appearance doesn’t matter so terribly. You look for a compatibility of spirit. There’s an energy about a person that’s difficult to hide, you try to feel that ―

Mal: (walking in) And then you try to feel the energy of their credit account. It has a sort of aura.

Inara: What did I say to you about barging into my shuttle?

Mal: That it was manly and impulsive?

Inara: Yes, precisely. Only the exact phrase I used was “don’t”.

Mal: Well, you’re holding my mechanic in thrall. And Kaylee, what the hell’s goin’ on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?

Firefly – Episode 2 – “The Train Job”

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Mal: Well what about you, Shepherd? How come you’re flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn’t you be off bringing religiosity to the fuzzy-wuzzies or some such?

Book: Oh, I’ve got heathens aplenty right here.

Firefly – Episode 2 – “The Train Job”

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Mal: Shepherd Book.

Book: Captain! How’s the girl?

Mal: Still a little whimsical in the brainpan. Seems calm enough though.

(River throws stuff in the background)

Book:That young man’s very brave.

Mal: Yeah. He’s my hero.

Firefly – Episode 2 – “The Train Job”

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Simon: We’re on a ship.

River: Mid-bulk Transport. Standard radion accelerator core. Class code 03-K64–Firefly.

Mal: Well, that’s somethin’. I can’t even remember all that.

Simon: Need a weave on that?

Mal: It’s nothin’.

Simon: I expect there’s someone’s face feels differently.

Mal: Well, they tell ya, never hit a man with a closed fist, but it is on occasion hilarious.

Simon: I suppose so. So the, ah, the fight…didn’t umm, draw any, umm, any attention.

Mal: No Feds. Just an honest brawl between folks. Ain’t none of us wanted the Alliance on us, Doctor, that’s why you’re here.

Simon: I thought I was here because you needed a medic.

Mal: Well, not today.

(Mal leaves)

River: Mal… bad… in the Latin.

Firefly – Episode 2 – “The Train Job”

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Mal: My thanks Wash, nice save as always.

Wash: A pleasure.

Mal: And how are our passengers?

Kaylee: They’re fine. So, what happened? Was there a terrible brawl?

Zoe: Oddly enough, there was.

Wash: Are you gettin’ my wife into trouble?

Mal: Wha? I didn’t start it! Just wanted a quiet drink.

Zoe: Funny, sir, how you always seem to find yourself in an Alliance-friendly bar come U-day, looking for a “quiet drink.”

Mal: See, this is another sign of your tragic space dementia, all paranoid and crotchety. Breaks the heart.

Firefly – Episode 2 – “The Train Job”

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Lund: Hey, you gonna drink t’the Alliance wi’ me? Six years today, the Alliance sent the browncoats running, pissing their pants. Y’know, your coat is kinda a brownish color.

Mal: It was on sale.

Lund: You didn’t toast? Y’know, I’m thinkin’ you one of them independents

Mal: And I’m thinkin’ you weren’t burdened with an overabundance of schooling. So why don’t we just ignore each other, til we go away?

Lund: The Independents were a bunch of cowardly inbred pisspots. Shoulda been killed off of every world spinnin’.

Mal: Say that to my face.

Lund: I said, you’re a coward, and a pisspot. Now what are you gonna do about it?

Mal: Nothin’. I just wanted you to face me so she could get behind ya.

(Zoe decks him)

Mal: Drunks are so cute.

Firefly – Episode 2 – “The Train Job”

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Mal: Funny how the lawman got out of his room. You having tied him up so well and all.

Jayne: I didn’t have nothing to do with that. Anyway it all turned out just fine. Buzzards’re the only ones gonna find him…

Mal: But he did try to make a deal with you, right? (looks at Jayne) How come you didn’t turn on me, Jayne?

Jayne: Money wasn’t good enough.

Mal: What happens when it is?

Jayne: Well… that’ll be an interesting day.

Mal: Imagine it will.

Firefly – Episode 1 – “Serenity”

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Simon: The shot I gave you will help you sleep.

River: I slept for so long…

Simon: Just a little while. Then we’ll find a place. We’ll find a safe place.

River: I didn’t think you’d come for me.

Simon: Well, you’re a dummy.

Firefly – Episode 1 – “Serenity”

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Zoe: Sir? I’d like you to take the helm, please. I need this man to tear all my clothes off.

Wash: Work, work, work…

Firefly – Episode 1 – “Serenity”

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Mal: Zoe?

Zoe: Armor’s dented.

Mal: Well, you were right about this being a bad idea.

Zoe: Thanks for sayin’, sir.

Firefly– Episode 1 – “Serenity”