Buffy: Willow, you okay?
Willow: Yeah, I’m fine. Th-the shaking is, is a side effect of the fear.
Giles: Thank you.
Buffy: Well, if it wasn’t for that clouding spell…
Willow: Yeah, it went good! Nothing melted like last time!
Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Season 3: Episode 13 — “The Zeppo”
Buffy: Before I was the Slayer, I was… Well, I, I don’t wanna say shallow, but… Let’s say a certain person, who will remain nameless, we’ll just call her Spordelia, looked like a classical philosopher next to me. Angel, if I’m not the Slayer, what do I do? What do I have to offer? Why would you like me?
Angel: I saw you before you became the Slayer.
Buffy: What?
Angel: I watched you, and I saw you called. It was a bright afternoon out in front of your school. You walked down the steps… and… and I loved you.
Buffy: Why?
Angel: ‘Cause I could see your heart. You held it before you for everyone to see. And I worried that it would be bruised or torn. And more than anything in my life I wanted to keep it safe… to warm it with my own.
Buffy: That’s beautiful. Or taken literally, incredibly gross.
Angel: I was just thinking that, too.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Season 3: Episode 12 — “Helpless”
Cordelia: Wake up! (Cordy slaps Giles)
Giles: Cordelia?
Cordelia: Took you long enough to wake up. My hand hurts.
Giles: Pity. Oh… Why are you here?
Cordelia: Things are way out of control, Giles. First the thing at school, and then my mom confiscates all of my black clothes and scented candles. I came over here to tell Buffy to stop this craziness and found you all unconscious… again. How many times have you been knocked out, anyway? I swear, one of these times, you’re gonna wake up in a coma.
Giles: Wake up in a… Oh, never mind. We need to save Buffy from Hansel and Gretel.
Cordelia: Now, let’s be clear. The brain damage happened before I hit you.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 3: Episode 11 – “Gingerbread”
Buffy: My mom… said some things to me about being the Slayer. That it’s fruitless. No fruit for Buffy.
Angel: She’s wrong.
Buffy: Is she? Is Sunnydale any better than when I first came here? Okay, so I battle evil. But I don’t really win. The bad keeps coming back and getting stronger. Like that kid in the story, the boy that stuck his finger in the duck.
Angel: Dike. It’s another word for dam.
Buffy: Oh. Okay, that story makes a lot more sense now.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Season 3: Episode 11 — “Gingerbread”
Willow: Hey, Buff. What cha looking for? You wanna borrow something?
Buffy: What is this?
Willow: (nervously) A doodle. I do doodle. You, too! You do doodle, too!
Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Season 3: Episode 11 — “Gingerbread”
Xander: So, you doing anything special?
Buffy: Tree. Nog. Roast beast. Just me and Mom and hopefully an excess of gifts. What are you doing for Christmas?
Willow: Being Jewish. Remember, people? Not everybody worships Santa.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Season 3: Episode 10 — “Amends”
Xander: But you know what really bugs me? Okay, we kissed. It was a mistake. But I know that was positively the last time we were ever gonna kiss.
Willow: Darn tootin’!
Xander: And they burst in, rescuing us, without even knocking? I mean, this is really all their fault.
Buffy: Your logic does not resemble our Earth logic.
Xander: Mine is much more advanced.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Season 3: Episode 9 — “The Wish”
(Buffy just killed a demon)
Willow: Isn’t he gonna go poof?
Buffy: Mm, I guess these guys don’t. We’ll have to bury him or something. Uhhf… Makes you appreciate vamps, though. No fuss, no muss.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Season 3: Episode 9 — “The Wish”
Buffy: Could we just do the damn spell now?
Spike: Oh, sod the spell. Your friends are at the factory… I’m really glad I came here, you know? I’ve been all wrongheaded about this. Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else. I want Dru back, I’ve just gotta be the man I was, the man she loved. I’m gonna do what I shoulda done in the first place: I’ll find her, wherever she is, tie her up, torture her until she likes me again… Love’s a funny thing.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Season 3: Episode 8 — “Lovers Walk”
Spike: The last time I looked in on you two, you were fighting to the death. Now you’re back making googly-eyes at each other like nothing happened. Makes me want to heave.
Buffy: I don’t know what you’re talking about.
Spike: Oh, yeah. You’re just friends.
Angel: That’s right.
Spike: You’re not friends. You’ll never be friends. You’ll be in love till it kills you both. You’ll fight, and you’ll shag, and you’ll hate each other till it makes you quiver, but you’ll never be friends. Love isn’t brains, children, it’s blood… blood screaming inside you to work its will. I may be love’s bitch, but at least I’m man enough to admit it.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Season 3: Episode 8 — “Lovers Walk”
The Love Pirate 