Quote of the Day

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Mal: Okay, help me find our man. He’s supposed to be old, kinda stocky, wears a red sash crossways.

Kaylee: Why does he do that?

Mal: Maybe he won the Miss Persephone Pageant. Just help me look.

Kaylee: (pointing) Is that him?

Mal: That’s the buffet table.

Kaylee: Well how can we be sure, unless we question it?

Mal: Fine. Don’t make yourself sick.

Kaylee: Oh, xiè xiè [“thank you”], Captain.

Firefly – Episode 4 – “Shindig”

Quote of the Day

Sulu: I’ll protect you, fair maiden.

Uhura: Sorry, neither.

Star Trek – Season 1: Episode 6 – “The Naked Time”

Tonight’s Movie: X-Men

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Quote of the Day

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Willow: I mean, this time, it’s not your boyfriend who’s the cold-blooded… (Oz walks in) Jelly doughnut?

(later in the episode)

Giles: Our task now is to determine what sort of killer we *are* dealing with. Clearly, we’re looking for a depraved, sadistic animal.

Oz: (entering) Present. (Willow rushes over to him) Hey, I may be a cold-blooded jelly doughnut, but my timing is impeccable.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 3: Episode 4 – “Beauty and the Beasts”

Quote of the Day

‘No stores?’ thought Jack in the top, frowning. ‘Damn this.’ He put a leg over the side, feeling for the futtock-shrouds: but someone had seen a familiar purple bag handing up through the cutter’s main-hatch, and there was a cry of ‘Post’. At this word Jack leant out for the backstay and shot down on deck like a midshipman, forgetting his dignity and laddering his fine white stockings. He stood within a yard of the quartermasters and the mate of the watch as the two bags came jerking across the water. ‘Bear a hand, bear a hand there,’ he called out; and when at last the bags were inboard he had to make a strong effort to control his impatience while the midshipman passed them solemnly to Mr Randall, and while Mr Randall brought them across the quarterdeck, took off his hat, and said, ‘Weasel from the flag, sir, if you please.’

‘Thank you, Mr Randall,’ said Jack, carrying them with a fair show of deliberation into his cabin. Here he raped the seals of the post-bag with furious haste, whipped off the cord and riffed through the letters. 

HMS Surprise – Patrick O’Brian

Today’s Movie: Twister

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Mal: Does.. um.. does this seem kind of tight?

Kaylee: Shows off your backside. Did you see the chandelier? It’s hovering!

Mal: What’s the point of that, I wonder?

Kaylee: Oh! Mangoes!

Mal: I mean, I see how they did it. I just ain’t getting the why.

Kaylee: These girls have the most beautiful dresses. And so do I — how about that?

Mal: Yeah, well, just be careful. We cheated Badger out of good money to buy that frippery, and you’re supposed to make me look respectable.

Kaylee: Yes, sir, Captain Tightpants.

Firefly – Episode 4 – “Shindig”

Cinderella’s Castle Cross-Stitch, day 145

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Tonight’s Movie: The Postman

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Quote of the Day

Spock: I’m happy the affair is over. A most annoying emotional episode.

McCoy: Smack right in the old heart. Oh, I’m sorry. In your case, it would be about here.

Spock: The fact that my internal arrangement differs from yours, Doctor, pleases me no end.

Star Trek – Season 1: Episode 3 – “Mudd’s Women”