Mal: Does.. um.. does this seem kind of tight?
Kaylee: Shows off your backside. Did you see the chandelier? It’s hovering!
Mal: What’s the point of that, I wonder?
Kaylee: Oh! Mangoes!
Mal: I mean, I see how they did it. I just ain’t getting the why.
Kaylee: These girls have the most beautiful dresses. And so do I — how about that?
Mal: Yeah, well, just be careful. We cheated Badger out of good money to buy that frippery, and you’re supposed to make me look respectable.
Kaylee: Yes, sir, Captain Tightpants.
Firefly – Episode 4 – “Shindig”
The Love Pirate 
Ah poor Mal, scoundrels rarely get to appreciate the finery of the civilizations they live on the fringe of. Imagine him not getting why his ass is made to look good even the later Nude Pride strut he did for Kaylee. the former Mrs Reynolds an expert in styled finery. … seriously, this was the perfect show, it had it’s place from the first wild westcapade and make space a frontier again.
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