Kirk: I thought you said it couldn’t possibly be an Earth vessel.
Spock: I fail to understand why it always gives you pleasure to see me proven wrong.
Kirk: An emotional Earth weakness of mine.
Star Trek – Season 1: Episode 24 – “Space Seed”
Xander: But you know what really bugs me? Okay, we kissed. It was a mistake. But I know that was positively the last time we were ever gonna kiss.
Willow: Darn tootin’!
Xander: And they burst in, rescuing us, without even knocking? I mean, this is really all their fault.
Buffy: Your logic does not resemble our Earth logic.
Xander: Mine is much more advanced.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Season 3: Episode 9 — “The Wish”
He had an unlimited faith in Stephen’s powers; and although he had seen a ship’s company badly hit by the disease, with hardly enough hands to win the anchor or make sail, let alone fight the shop, he thought of the forties, of the great western gales far south of the line, with an easier mind. ‘It is a great comfort to me to have you aboard: it is like sailing with a piece of the True Cross.’
‘Stuff, stuff,’ said Stephen peevishly. ‘I do wish you would get that weak notion out of your mind. Medicine can do very little; surgery less. I can purge you, bleed you, worn you at a pinch, set your leg or take it off, and that is very nearly all. What could Hippocrates, Galen, Rhazes, what can Blane, what can Trotter do for a carcinoma, a lupus, a sarcoma?’ He had often tried to eradicate Jack’s simple faith; but Jack had seen him trepan the gunner of the Sophie, saw a hole in his skull and expose the brain; and Stephen, looking at Jack’s knowing smile, his air of civil reserve, knew that he had not succeeded this time, either. The Sophies, to a man, had known that if he chose Dr Maturin could save anyone, so long as the tide had not turned; and Jack was so thoroughly a seaman that he shared nearly all their beliefs, though in a somewhat more polished form.
HMS Surprise — Patrick O’Brian
Harrow: You didn’t have to wound that man.
Mal: Yeah, I know, it was just funny.
Harrow: You willing to fight that hard to protect my property, I’ll have it in your hold before midnight. (shakes hands with Mal and leaves)
Mal: (to Inara) Mighty fine shindig.
Firefly — Episode 4 — “Shindig”
Fellini: What is that? Is that a uniform of some kind?
Kirk: This little thing? Just something I slipped on.
Star Trek – Season 1: Episode 21 – “Yesterday is Tomorrow”
(Buffy just killed a demon)
Willow: Isn’t he gonna go poof?
Buffy: Mm, I guess these guys don’t. We’ll have to bury him or something. Uhhf… Makes you appreciate vamps, though. No fuss, no muss.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Season 3: Episode 9 — “The Wish”
‘Was you a midshipman in the Surprise, sir?’ cried young Callow, amazed, amazed. If he had thought about it at all, he would have supposed that post-captains sprung fully armed from the forehead of the Admiralty.
‘Indeed I was,’ said Jack.
‘Good heavens, sir, she must be very, very old. The oldest ship in the fleet, I dare say.’
‘Well,’ said Jack, ‘she is pretty old, too. We took her early in the last war – she was the French Unité – and she was no chicken then. Could you manage another egg?’
Callow leapt, jerked almost out of his chair by Pullings’s under-table hint, changed his Yes, sir, if you please to No, sir, thank you very much, and stood up.
HMS Surprise – Patrick O’Brian
Atherton: Inara. Inara!
Harrow: You’ve lost her lad. Be gracious.
Atherton: You set this up, whore. After I bought and paid for you. I should have uglied you up so much no one else’d want you.
Mal: See how I’m not punching him? I think I’ve grown.
Atherton: Well get ready to starve. I’ll see that you never work again.
Inara: Actually, that’s not how it works. You see, you’ve earned yourself a black mark in the client registry. No Companion is ever going to contract with you, ever again.
Harrow: You’ll have to rely on your winning personality to get women. God help you.
Firefly — Episode 4 — “Shindig”
Kirk: You said you had some additional information, Mister Spock?
Spock: I made an error in my computations.
McCoy: Oh? This could be an historic occasion.
Star Trek – Season 1: Episode 21 – “Tomorrow is Yesterday”
Buffy: Could we just do the damn spell now?
Spike: Oh, sod the spell. Your friends are at the factory… I’m really glad I came here, you know? I’ve been all wrongheaded about this. Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else. I want Dru back, I’ve just gotta be the man I was, the man she loved. I’m gonna do what I shoulda done in the first place: I’ll find her, wherever she is, tie her up, torture her until she likes me again… Love’s a funny thing.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Season 3: Episode 8 — “Lovers Walk”
The Love Pirate 