Kirk: Mister Scott, you old space dog. You’re well?
Scotty: I had me a wee bout, sir, but Doctor McCoy pulled me through.
Kirk: Oh? A wee bout of what?
McCoy: Shore leave, Admiral.
Kirk: Ah. … Well, shall we start with the Engine Room?
Scotty: We’ll see you there, sir, and everything is in order.
Kirk: That’ll be a pleasant surprise, Mister Scott.
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
(the Gang is watching a security tape)
Cordelia: Look! Right there, zoom in on that.
Xander: It’s a videotape.
Cordelia: So? They do it on television all the time.
Xander: Not with a regular VCR they don’t.
Wesley: Perhaps we could stay on the topic for once. What were you doing this afternoon?
Cordelia: What? Um, I was…
Xander: Burning a hole in daddy’s wallet, as usual. I just bumped into her during my tuxedo hunt.
Oz: What’s that? Pause it.
Xander: Guys! It’s just a normal VCR. It doesn’t… Oh wait, uh, it can do pause.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Season 3: Episode 20 — “The Prom”
Luke: Yeah well, can I get you anything?
Lorelai: Oh, um, do you think you could make those really crazy chocolate chip pancakes and go extra heavy on the chocolate?
Luke: Yeah sure, any special occasion?
Lorelai: Dean broke up with Rory.
Luke: What?!
Lorelai: Keep it down, she doesn’t want anybody to know about it.
Luke: Oh I knew it, I just knew that kid was trouble.
Lorelai: Yes you did, you knew it. Pancakes please.
Luke: Oh God, he’s got a nerve. I mean what does he think he’s gonna do better than Rory? Is he crazy? Jeez. Alright, well forget it ok. Good riddance, adios, bienvenidos, hasta la vista.
Lorelai: Could we get off the small world ride and start cooking please?
Luke: How is she?
Lorelai: She’s been dumped by her first boyfriend.
Luke: Oh man, I swear I would love to — ok, I’m gonna put some whipped cream on the pancakes too.
(a few minutes later)
Luke: More coffee? Pancakes are coming right up, anything else I can get you?
Rory: No thanks.
Luke: Hey I’ve got some strawberries back there, you like strawberries don’t you?
Rory: Yeah I like strawberries but —
Luke: I’m getting you strawberries.
Gilmore Girls — Season 1: Episode 17 — “The Breakup, Part 2”
The Love Pirate 