Willow: Oh, yeah, I’m good at medical stuff since Xander and I used to play doctor all the time.
Xander: No, she’s being literal. She used to have all these medical volumes, uh, and diagnosed me with stuff. I didn’t have the heart to tell her she was playing it wrong.
Willow: Wrong? Why? (to Buffy) How did *you* play doctor?
Buffy: (evasively) I never have.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 2: Episode 18 – “Killed by Death”
Giles: Saw what?
Buffy: Death.
Cordelia: Death?
Willow: The Death? As in, ‘It is your time’?
Giles: Buffy, a-a-a frightened child…
Buffy: Yeah, but I thought I saw something. I’m not sure, I was really out of it, but…
Cordelia: But you do know that you saw death.
Willow: Did it have an hourglass?
Xander: Ooo, if he asks you to play chess, don’t even do it. The guy’s, like, a whiz.
Buffy: Maybe it wasn’t death. Maybe it was something else.
Cordelia: So this isn’t about you being afraid of hospitals ’cause your friend died and you wanna conjure up a monster that you can fight so you can save everybody and not feel so helpless?
Giles: Cordelia, have you actually ever heard of tact?
Cordelia: Tact is just not saying true stuff. I’ll pass.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 2: Episode 18 – “Killed by Death”
Xander: Flowers for milady.
Buffy: I think they call those balloons.
Xander: Yeah, stick ’em in water, maybe they’ll grow.
Willow: Not to be outdone…
Buffy: Homework!
Willow: It’s my way of saying, ‘get well soon’.
Buffy: You know, chocolate says that even better.
Willow: I did all your assignments. All you have to do is sign your name.
Buffy: Chocolate means nothing to me.
Cordelia: Nobody told me I was supposed to bring a gift. I was out of the loop on gifts.
Giles: It’s, it’s tradition among, um… people.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 2: Episode 18 – “Killed by Death
Giles: The ritual go all right?
Willow: Oh, yeah. It went fine. Well, it went fine until Angel showed up and told Buffy’s mom that he and Buffy had… Well, you know, that they had… you know. You do know, right?
Giles: Oh, yes. Yes. Sorry.
Willow: Oh, good, ’cause I just realized that being a librarian and all, you maybe didn’t know.
Giles: Oh, thank you. I got it.
Willow: You would have been proud of her, though. She totally kept her cool…….. Okay, well, I’ll tell Buffy you stopped by.
Giles: Would you, um… Perhaps I should intervene on, on Buffy’s behalf w-w-with her mother. Um, maybe… say something?
Willow: Sure! Like, what would you say?
Giles: W… Uh… (Willow opens the door for him.) You will tell Buffy I dropped by?
Willow: You bet.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 2: Episode 17 – “Passion”
Willow: I’m gonna have a hard time explaining this to my dad.
Buffy: You really think it’ll bother him?
Willow: Ira Rosenberg’s only daughter nailing crucifixes to her bedroom wall? I have to go over to Xander’s house just to watch ‘A Charlie Brown Christmas’ every year.
Buffy: I see your point.
Willow: Although it is worthwhile to see him do the Snoopy Dance.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 2: Episode 17 – “Passion”
Willow: Hey, Amy.
Amy: Hey. Are you guys going to the Valentine’s Day dance at the Bronze? I think it’s gonna be a lot of fun.
Buffy: Go ahead. You know you wanna say it.
Willow: My boyfriend’s in the band!
Amy: Cool.
Buffy: I think you’ve now told everybody.
Willow: Only in this hemisphere.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 16 – “Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered”
Willow: Hey.
Oz: Hey.
Willow: Did you want to go first?
Oz: I spoke to Giles. He said I’ll be okay. I just have to lock myself up around the full moon. Only he used more words than that. And a globe.
Willow: I’m sorry about how all this ended up. With me shooting you and all.
Oz: It’s okay. I’m, I’m sorry I almost ate you.
Willow: It’s okay. I kind of thought you would have told me.
Oz: I didn’t know what to say. I mean, it’s not every day you find out you’re a werewolf. That’s fairly freaksome. It may take a couple days getting used to.
Willow: Yeah. It’s a complication.
Oz: So… Maybe it’d be best if I just… sorta…
Willow: What?
Oz: Well, you know, like, stayed out of your way for awhile.
Willow: I don’t know. I’m kind of okay with you being *in* my way.
Oz: You mean, you’d still…
Willow: Well, I like you. You’re nice and you’re funny. And you don’t smoke. Yeah, okay, werewolf, but that’s not all the time. I mean, three days out of the month I’m not much fun to be around either.
Oz: You are quite the human.
Willow: So, I’d still if you’d still.
Oz: I’d still. I’d *very* still.
Willow: Okay. No biting, though.
Oz: Agreed.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 15 – “Phases”
Willow: There is one name that keeps getting spit out. Aggressive behavior, run-ins with authorities, about a screenful of violent incidents.
Buffy: Okay, most of those were not my fault. Somebody else started ’em. I was just standing up for myself.
Willow: They say it’s a good idea to count to ten when you’re angry.
Buffy: One… Two… Three…
Willow: I’ll keep looking.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 15 – “Phases”
Giles: And it, uh, acts on-on pure instinct. No conscience, uh, uh, predatory and, and aggressive.
Buffy: In other words, your typical male.
Xander: On behalf of my gender, hey.
Giles: Yes, let’s not jump to any conclusions.
Buffy: I didn’t jump. I took a tiny step, and there conclusions were.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 15 – “Phases”
Buffy: But I would do a lot better if you and Xander and I could do that ‘sharing our misery’ thing tonight.
Willow: Great. I’ll give Xander a call. What’s his number? Oh, yeah, 1-800-I’m-Dating-A-Skanky-Ho.
Buffy: Meow!
Willow: Really? Thanks. I’ve never gotten a ‘meow’ before.
Buffy: Well-deserved.
Willow: Darn tootin’.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 15 – “Phases”
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