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Oz:  So, do you guys steal weapons from the Army a lot?

Willow:  Well, we don’t have cable, so we have to make our own fun.

Oz:  I get you.

Willow:  Do you wanna make out with me?

Oz:  What?

Willow:  Forget it. I’m sorry. Well, do you?

Oz:  Sometimes when I’m sitting in class… You know, I’m not thinking about class, ’cause that would never happen. I think about kissing you. And it’s like everything stops. It’s like, it’s like freeze frame. Willow kissage.

(He looks up at her.)

Oz:  Oh, I’m not gonna kiss you.

Willow:  What? But freeze frame!

Oz:  Well, to the casual observer, it would appear that you’re trying to make your friend Xander jealous or even the score or something. And that’s on the empty side. See, in my fantasy when I’m kissing *you*, you’re kissing *me*. It’s okay. I can wait.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 14 – “Innocence”

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Xander:  Whoa. Whoa! I… I think I’m having a thought. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that’s a thought. Now I’m having a plan.

(The lights suddenly go out.)

Xander:  Now I’m having a wiggins.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 14 – “Innocence”

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Willow:  Are you okay?

Oz:  Yeah. Hey, did everybody see that guy just turn to dust?

Willow:  Uh, well, uh… sort of.

Xander:  Yep. Vampires are real. A lot of them live in Sunnydale. Willow will fill you in.

Willow:  I know it’s hard to accept at first.

Oz:  Actually, it explains a *lot*.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 3: Episode 13 – “Surprise”

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Oz: I’m gonna ask you to go out with me tomorrow night. And I’m kinda nervous about it, actually. It’s interesting.

Willow: Oh. Well, if it helps at all, I’m gonna say yes.

Oz: Yeah, it helps. It-it creates a comfort zone. Do you wanna go out with me tomorrow night?

Willow: Oh! I can’t!

Oz: Well, see, I like that you’re unpredictable.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 13 – “Surprise”

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(Xander drops his egg)

Willow: It didn’t break! How come it didn’t break?

Xander: Which is another secret to conscientious egg care: pot of scalding water and about eight minutes.

Willow: You boiled your young?

Xander: Yeah! I know it sounds cruel, but sometimes you gotta be cruel to be kind! I mean, you can bet that little Xander here is thick skinned now.

Giles: Technically that would be cheating, yes?

Xander: No! It’s like a short cut. You know, when you run a race?

Buffy: That would also be cheating.

Willow: You should be ashamed.

Giles: I suppose there is a sort of… Machiavellian ingenuity to your transgression.

Xander: I resent that! Or possibly thank you.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 12 – “Bad Eggs”

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Willow:  Buffy! How come you weren’t in class?

Buffy:  Vampire issues. Did Mr. Whitmore notice I was tardy?

Xander:  I think the word you’re searching for is ‘absent’.

Willow:  Tardy people show.

Buffy:  Right.

Willow:  And, yes, he did notice, so he wanted me to give you this.

(hands her an egg)

Buffy:  As far as punishments go this is fairly abstract.

Willow:  No, it’s your baby!

Buffy:  Okay, I get it even less.

Xander:  Well, you know, it’s the whole ‘sex leads to responsibility’ thing, which I personally don’t get. You gotta take care of the egg. It’s a baby. You gotta keep it safe and teach it Christian values.

Willow:  My egg is Jewish.

Xander:  Then teach it that Dreidel song.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 12 – “Bad Eggs”

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Giles:  Whatever the authorities have planned for her, it can’t be much worse than what she’s doing to herself. She’s taken a human life. The guilt, it-it’s, it’s pretty hard to bear, and it won’t go away soon.

Cordelia:  I guess you should know, since you helped raise that demon that killed that guy that time?

Giles:  Yes. Do let’s bring that up as often as possible.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 11 – “Ted”

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Cordelia:  I don’t get it. Buffy’s the Slayer. Shouldn’t she have…

Xander:  What, a license to kill?

Cordelia:  Well, not for fun. But she’s like this superman. Shouldn’t there be different rules for her?

Willow:  Sure, in a fascist society.

Cordelia:  Right! Why can’t we have one of those?

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 11 – “Ted”

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Xander:  Having issues much?

Buffy:  I am not!

Xander:  You’re having parental issues, you’re having parental issues…

Willow:  Xander…

Xander:  What? Freud would’ve said the exact same thing. Except he might not have done that little dance.


Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 11 – “Ted”

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Buffy:  I’m just saying there’s something a little too clean about this clown.
Willow:  (giggles) He’s a clean clown! (gets stares from the others) I have my own fun.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 11 – “Ted”