Quote of the Day

 

Giles:  Whatever the authorities have planned for her, it can’t be much worse than what she’s doing to herself. She’s taken a human life. The guilt, it-it’s, it’s pretty hard to bear, and it won’t go away soon.

Cordelia:  I guess you should know, since you helped raise that demon that killed that guy that time?

Giles:  Yes. Do let’s bring that up as often as possible.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 11 – “Ted”

Quote of the Day

 

Cordelia:  I don’t get it. Buffy’s the Slayer. Shouldn’t she have…

Xander
:  What, a license to kill?

Cordelia
:  Well, not for fun. But she’s like this superman. Shouldn’t there be different rules for her?

Willow:
  Sure, in a fascist society.

Cordelia
:  Right! Why can’t we have one of those?

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 11 – “Ted”

Quote of the Day

Xander:  Having issues much?

Buffy:  I am not!

Xander:  You’re having parental issues, you’re having parental issues…

Willow:  Xander…

Xander:  What? Freud would’ve said the exact same thing. Except he might not have done that little dance.


Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 11 – “Ted”

Quote of the Day

 

Buffy:  I’m just saying there’s something a little too clean about this clown.
Willow:  (giggles) He’s a clean clown! (gets stares from the others) I have my own fun.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 11 – “Ted”

Quote of the Day

 

Buffy:  Vampires are creeps.
Giles:  Yes, that’s why one slays them.
Buffy:  I mean, people are perfectly happy getting along, and then vampires come, and they run around and they kill people, and they take over your whole house, they start making these stupid little mini pizzas, and everyone’s like, ‘I like your mini pizzas,’ but I’m telling you, I am…
Giles:  Uh, uh, Buffy! I-I believe the… subtext here is, is, rapidly becoming, uh, uh, text.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 11 – “Ted”