Odo: I was hoping that our relationship was going to be a long and happy one, but I suppose I’m willing to settle for short and exciting.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 7: Episode 2 – “Shadows and Symbols”
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Odo: Nerys – I realize that things may seem bleak at the moment; but there’s always hope.
Kira Nerys: When did you turn into an optimist?
Odo: Must have been that day in front of Quark’s when we kissed for the first time.
Kira Nerys: That was some kiss, wasn’t it?
Odo: Changed my life.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 7: Episode 1 – “Image in the Sand”
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Kira Nerys: I thought we could have dinner.
Odo: And then what?
Kira Nerys: I don’t know, maybe we could go dancing!
Odo: And then I suppose you’ll want me to kiss you!
Kira Nerys: It’s possible!
Odo: Well, then, who needs dinner? Why don’t I just kiss you now and get it over with?!
Kira Nerys: Well why don’t you?!
[They kiss]
Kira Nerys: You’re right…who needs dinner?
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 6: Episode 20 – “His Way”
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Quark: You’re not exactly the most lovable person in the galaxy. You’re not even the most lovable person in this sector… or on the station… or even in this room.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 6: Episode 20 – “His Way”
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Odo: Are you sure you’ve returned to your normal size?
Miles O’Brien: Of course.
Julian Bashir: Why?
Odo: Well, you both appear to be a couple of centimeters shorter than you were the last time I saw you. A Changeling notices that sort of thing.
Quark: I didn’t want to say anything, but… you do look a little on the petite side.
Julian Bashir: Infirmary!
[they hurry out]
Quark: And they say you don’t have a sense of humor.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 6: Episode 14 – “One Little Ship”
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Odo: Actually, I believe Commander Dax has been treated for seven muscle pulls, two contusions and three cracked ribs. The only person who spent more time in the infirmary over the past few weeks is Commander Worf.
Benjamin Sisko: Isn’t there any way that… the two of you could, um… erm… you know…
Jadzia Dax: Make love?
Benjamin Sisko:…without injuring yourselves?
Jadzia Dax: Interspecies romance isn’t without its danger. That’s part of the fun.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 5: Episode 7 – “Let He Who Is Without Sin…”
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Odo: So, what do you think of the O’Briens’ plan to name their baby ‘Sean’?
Benjamin Sisko: I kind of like it; ‘Sean’ – has a nice ring to it.
Odo: Except that in Bajoran, ‘shawn’ means ‘swamp’.
Benjamin Sisko: The O’Briens know that?
Odo: I doubt it.
Benjamin Sisko: Someone should tell them.
Odo: I nominate you.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 5: Episode 7 – “Let He Who Is Without Sin…”
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Worf: I have completed my search of the primary habitat levels and. What is that sound?
Odo: Soothing isn’t it? The bartender called it a…
Worf: A tribble.
Odo: Sit down. You’re drawing attention.
Worf: Where did you get that thing?
Odo: From a man named Cyrano Jones. He told me tribbles like everyone, but this one doesn’t seem to like you.
Worf: The feeling’s! The feeling’s mutual. They are detestable creatures.
Odo: Interesting. It’s been my observation that most humanoids love soft, furry animals especially if they make pleasing sounds.
Worf: They do nothing but consume food and breed. If you feed that thing more than the smallest morsel, in a few hours you’ll have ten tribbles then a hundred then a thousand.
Odo: Calm down.
Worf: They were once considered mortal enemies of the Klingon Empire.
Odo: This? A mortal enemy of the Empire?
Worf: They were an ecological menace, a plague to be wiped out.
Odo: Wiped out? What are you saying?
Worf: Hundreds of warriors were sent to track them down throughout the galaxy. An armada obliterated the Tribbles’ homeworld. By the end of the twenty third century they had been eradicated.
Odo: Another glorious chapter of Klingon history. Tell me, do they still sing songs of the great tribble hunt?
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 5: Episode 6 – “Trials and Tribble-ations”
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Quark: If you’re going to prosecute me, I demand that you prosecute my co-conspirator.
Julian Bashir: I’m not a conspirator!
Odo: What would you call yourself, Doctor?
Julian Bashir: An idiot!
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 5: Episode 2 – “The Ship”
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Julian Bashir: Quark, where do you want this?
Quark: What is it?
Julian Bashir: A case of Alvanian brandy. A patient sent it as payment but I can’t accept it.
Quark: Nice try, Doctor, but I don’t want your charity.
Julian Bashir: Oh, it’s not charity. I find it undrinkable. So do you want it or shall I dump it?
Jadzia Dax: Quark. My sister sent me these. I thought you might want them but they’re really ugly.
Rom: They’re not as ugly as the old ones, but they’re pretty bad.
Quark: This is all very amusing, but I can’t start a bar with a case of bad brandy and a set of ugly glasses.
Benjamin Sisko: Quark!
Quark: Yes, Captain?
Benjamin Sisko: We’re doing some structural repair work on level two of the Habitat ring. We need a place to store some extra furniture for the next few months and it looks like you have the room.
Odo: Captain, where do you want me to put all this furniture?
Benjamin Sisko: We have three levels, Constable. Use them all.
Odo: Understood.
Quark: Captain, you can’t do this! Not without paying a storage fee. A minimum storage fee. Practically nothing.
Benjamin Sisko: Send me the bill.
Quark: All right. Don’t just stand there, Odo. Move it all in.
Rom: Look at them, brother. And you thought you had no assets.
Quark: Sisko, Dax, Bashir, Morn? They’re my assets?
Rom: To name a few.
Quark: I guess you’re right. I need a drink.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 4: Episode 25 – “Body Parts”
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