Quote of the Day

Quark: A-ha, I knew it! When I saw the two of you slip out, I said to myself, that no-good, misanthropic, cantankerous changeling is trying to sneak off the station without anyone noticing.

Odo: That was the idea.

Quark: Well, it’s not gonna happen, is it?

Odo: Apparently not.

Quark: So – now that I’m here… is there something you want to say to me?

Odo: Such as?

Quark: Such as… ‘Goodbye. You certainly were a worthy adversary.’ Or maybe something with the words ‘mutual respect’ in it.

Odo: No.

Quark: No? What do you mean, no?

Odo: I mean, no. I have nothing I want to say to you.

Quark: You telling me that after all these years, after all we’ve been through, you’re not even gonna say goodbye to me?

Odo: That’s right. Nerys, I’ll be on the runabout.

Kira Nerys: Don’t take it hard, Quark.

Quark: Hard? What’re you talking about? That man loves me! Couldn’t you see? It was written all over his back.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 7: Episode 25 – “What You Leave Behind”

Quote of the Day

Garak: All during the years of my exile I imagined what it would be like to come home. I even thought of living in this house again, with Mila. But now she’s dead, and this house is about to be reduced to a pile of rubble. My Cardassia is gone.

Kira Nerys: Then fight for a new Cardassia.

Garak: I have an even better reason, Commander: revenge.

Kira Nerys: That works too.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 7: Episode 25 – “What You Leave Behind”

Quote of the Day

[Odo and Garak have managed to appease a run-in between Rusot and Kira]

Garak: You don’t know how lucky you are.

Gul Rusot: Oh? Why is that?

Garak: She would’ve killed you.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 7: Episode 21 – “When It Rains…”

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Nog: This is bad, very bad.

Kira Nerys: You say that every time we take the Defiant into battle.

Nog: Impulse manifold purged and clear. – If we lose the Chin’toka system, we lose our only foothold in the Dominion territory. I think that qualifies as bad.

Kira Nerys: Oh, we haven’t lost it yet. – Initiating impulse pre-start sequence.

Nog: Microfusion generators online. – But the Breen, they seem unstoppable. First Earth, now Chin’toka?

Worf: Ensign, no one is unstoppable. – Collimate the nadion emitters.

Nog: Collimation sequence in progress.

[Bashir and O’Brien enter the bridge]

Julian Bashir: What more can I say, Miles, but ‘I’m sorry’?

Miles O’Brien: Dilithium matrix is aligned and calibrated. – Just be a bit more careful, that’s all I ask.

Kira Nerys: Opening antimatter injector ports. – Trouble in paradise?

Julian Bashir: It was nothing. – Emergency life support and damage control systems standing by.

Miles O’Brien: I wouldn’t call it nothing.

Ezri Dax: Autonomous guidance system initialized and active.

Miles O’Brien: He lost Travis.

Kira Nerys: Hm – sounds serious. – Verify astrometric database.

Julian Bashir: Miles built this Alamo model, replete with small figures. Quite spectacular, actually. – Data sets loaded and verified. – Anyway, he was showing it to me in Quark’s when we – rather I – accidentally misplaced Colonel Travis.

Nog: Phaser safeties engaged. – Can’t you make another one?

Miles O’Brien: What, so he can lose it again? – Field stabilizers online.

Kira Nerys: Well, that’s what happens when you share your toys. – Synchronizing warp plasma flow…

Miles O’Brien: It’s not a toy! It’s a model, built to scale.

Julian Bashir: He really did a fantastic job.

Miles O’Brien: Nacelles holding at pre-warp threshold.

Julian Bashir: Miles, look…

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 7: Episode 20 – “The Changing Face of Evil”

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Odo: By the way, your gagh has arrived.

Ezri Dax: My what…? Oh, no.

Odo: Oh, yes. And it’s waiting for you in cargo bay 2.

Kira Nerys: Your gagh?

Ezri Dax: Jadzia ordered it. She was planning a party for Martok’s birthday next week.

Kira Nerys: How much gagh did she order?

Odo: Fifty-one cases.

Ezri Dax: Each containing a different variety.

Kira Nerys: There are varieties of gagh?

Ezri Dax: Oh, yes. I can remember what each one tastes like. And the way they feel when you… swallow them. Torgud gagh wiggles. Filden gagh squirms. Meshta gagh jumps… …Bithool gagh has feet. Flush it out the airlock. All of it.

Odo: Environmental regulations.

Kira Nerys: Well, why don’t you just give it to Martok?

Ezri Dax: He’d insist on sharing it with me, as a point of honor. Wistan gagh is packed in Targ blood… I have to go now.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 7: Episode 11 – “Prodigal Daughter”

Quote of the Day

Kira Nerys: I have always found that, when people try to convince others of their beliefs, it’s because they’re really just trying to convince themselves.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 7: Episode 9 – “Covenant”

Quote of the Day

Ezri Dax: You’d make a pretty good counselor. You wanna trade jobs?

Kira Nerys: Oh yeah, people would love bringing their problems to me. “You dreamt about what? You’re crazy! Now, get out of my office! Next patient!”

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 7: Episode 7 – “Once More Unto the Breach”

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Benjamin Sisko: Hey, Jake that was a hell of a game! A hell of a game!

Jake Sisko: I gave up ten runs.

Benjamin Sisko: They’re Vulcans. If they were humans you’d have held them to just two or three.

Jake Sisko:When you put it that way.

Benjamin Sisko: Yes. Now, pardon me. I owe you an apology.

Rom: No. Unless you really want to.

Benjamin Sisko: I’m sorry.

Rom: Apology accepted.

Benjamin Sisko: If you have some time one day, maybe you can teach me how to bunt.

Rom: Sure… What’s a bunt?

Nog: That’s my dad.

Solok: I fail to see why you are celebrating. The Ferengi’s bunt was an accident. And you still lost the game.

Benjamin Sisko: You are absolutely right. And I couldn’t be happier. Quark, a round of drinks for the house on my tab.

Quark: I’m way ahead of you, Captain.

Solok: You are attempting to manufacture a triumph where none exists.

Kasidy Yates: I’d say he succeeded.

Julian Bashir: To manufactured triumphs.

Benjamin Sisko: Manufactured triumph. Hear, hear!

Niners: Hear, hear!

Solok: This is a typical human reaction, based on emotionalism and illogic.

Benjamin Sisko: Did I hear irritation in that voice?

Solok: Certainly not.

Julian Bashir: That sounded positively defensive to me.

Miles O’Brien: With a hint of anger.

Quark: And just a touch of jealousy.

Kasidy Yates: And a lot of bitterness.

Ezri Dax: Are you always this emotional?

Solok:I refuse to engage in this human game of taunting.

Ezri Dax: Human? Did I forget to wear my spots today?

Quark: All that intelligence and he still doesn’t know what a human looks like.

Kira Nerys: Captain. Here’s something else for your desk.

(She throws him a baseball signed by the team.)

Benjamin Sisko: Well, will you look at that. Would you like to sign it?

(Solok leaves.)

Benjamin Sisko: No.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 7: Episode 4 – “Take Me Out to the Holosuite”

Quote of the Day

Odo: I was hoping that our relationship was going to be a long and happy one, but I suppose I’m willing to settle for short and exciting.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 7: Episode 2 – “Shadows and Symbols”