Quote of the Day

Miles O’Brien: It’s funny – I’ve served on half a dozen ships, and none of them have had cloaking devices except the Defiant. Now that we’re not using it I feel… naked.

Worf: It is disconcerting, to say the least.

Benjamin Sisko: Gentlemen, I feel the same breeze you do.

[Dax smiles to herself]

Miles O’Brien: What’re you smiling at?

Jadzia Dax: I don’t know, I guess it’s just being in the same room with so many naked men.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 4: Episode 26 – “Broken Link”

Quote of the Day

Jadzia Dax: … two… three… I say she stops at seven.

Benjamin Sisko: I say eight. Mr. Worf?

Worf: Ten!

[Kira stops after eight sneezes]

Kira Nerys: I hate being pregnant!

Benjamin Sisko: I win!

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 4: Episode 26 – “Broken Link”

Quote of the Day

Julian Bashir: Quark, where do you want this?

Quark: What is it?

Julian Bashir: A case of Alvanian brandy. A patient sent it as payment but I can’t accept it.

Quark: Nice try, Doctor, but I don’t want your charity.

Julian Bashir: Oh, it’s not charity. I find it undrinkable. So do you want it or shall I dump it?

Jadzia Dax: Quark. My sister sent me these. I thought you might want them but they’re really ugly.

Rom: They’re not as ugly as the old ones, but they’re pretty bad.

Quark: This is all very amusing, but I can’t start a bar with a case of bad brandy and a set of ugly glasses.

Benjamin Sisko: Quark!

Quark: Yes, Captain?

Benjamin Sisko: We’re doing some structural repair work on level two of the Habitat ring. We need a place to store some extra furniture for the next few months and it looks like you have the room.

Odo: Captain, where do you want me to put all this furniture?

Benjamin Sisko: We have three levels, Constable. Use them all.

Odo: Understood.

Quark: Captain, you can’t do this! Not without paying a storage fee. A minimum storage fee. Practically nothing.

Benjamin Sisko: Send me the bill.

Quark: All right. Don’t just stand there, Odo. Move it all in.

Rom: Look at them, brother. And you thought you had no assets.

Quark: Sisko, Dax, Bashir, Morn? They’re my assets?

Rom: To name a few.

Quark: I guess you’re right. I need a drink.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 4: Episode 25 – “Body Parts”

Quote of the Day

Julian Bashir: The first thing I need to do is run a complete bio-spectral analysis on an asymptomatic individual.

Jadzia Dax: Loosely translated, that means he needs a volunteer. Great. Now, if you’ll just have a seat, the doctor will be with you in a moment. They love to keep you waiting. It makes them feel important.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 4: Episode 24 – “The Quickening”

Quote of the Day

Worf: It has come to my attention that Omet’iklan has made a threat against your life.
Benjamin Sisko: I didn’t think it was public knowledge.
Worf: You told Commander Dax.
Benjamin Sisko: Well, that explains it.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 4: Episode 23 – “To The Death”

Quote of the Day

Worf: We consider Klingon women our partners in battle. They’re the mothers of our children.

Jadzia Dax: And a lot of fun at parties too.
Worf: True.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 4: Episode 22 – “To The Death”

Quote of the Day

Benjamin Sisko: There’ll be a joint briefing session at 1900 hours.
Miles O’Brien: …followed by a get-to-know-you buffet at 1930.
Jadzia DaxAnd I forgot my dress uniform.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 4: Episode 22 – “To The Death”

Quote of the Day

Deral:I was admiring… your markings. Are they decorative?
Jadzia Dax:No. Are yours?
Deral:No. …If you don’t mind me asking… how far down do they go?
Jadzia Dax:All the way.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 3: Episode 8 – “Meridian”

Quote of the Day

Jadzia Dax: None of Dax’s hosts, even Jadzia, had any musical ability.

Julian Bashir: Nobody said life was fair.

Jadzia Dax: Yeah, even if you had seven of ’em.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 3: Episode 4 – “Equilibrium”

Quote of the Day

Jadzia Dax: Wife problems, Chief?
Miles O’Brien: How did you know?
Jadzia Dax: I’ve been a husband and I’ve been a wife, and I know that look from both sides.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 3: Episode 3 – “The House of Quark”