Quote of the Day

Ezri Dax: I bumped into Captain Boday the other night.

Miles O’Brien: Captain Boday?

Julian Bashir: The Gallamite. Jadzia dated him.

Miles O’Brien: Oh, the toothy smile and the transparent skull?

Julian Bashir: That’s him….  Personally, I don’t know what Jadzia ever saw in the man.

Miles O’Brien: Well – his brains.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 7: Episode 17 – “Penumbra”

Quote of the Day

Quark: Have you ever seen anything so disgusting? The way he’s undressing her with his eyes… And look at his hands!

Odo: What about his hands?

Quark: His gestures, they’re obscene. You should arrest him.

Odo: You’re joking.

Quark: He’s pitiful. Doesn’t he realize she loves me?

Odo: I don’t think he does. To be honest, I don’t think she does either.

Quark: Thanks for your support.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 7: Episode 12 – “The Emperor’s New Cloak”

Quote of the Day

Ezri Dax: I haven’t talked to my mother in almost six months.

Benjamin Sisko: Oh.

Ezri Dax: Last time I saw her was just after I was joined. She came to visit me on Trill and… I was still a little confused. When she walked into my room, I put on a big smile, looked her right in the eye and said “Hi mom, it’s me – Curzon!” Things kinda went downhill from there.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 7: Episode 11 – “Prodigal Daughter”

Quote of the Day

Odo: By the way, your gagh has arrived.

Ezri Dax: My what…? Oh, no.

Odo: Oh, yes. And it’s waiting for you in cargo bay 2.

Kira Nerys: Your gagh?

Ezri Dax: Jadzia ordered it. She was planning a party for Martok’s birthday next week.

Kira Nerys: How much gagh did she order?

Odo: Fifty-one cases.

Ezri Dax: Each containing a different variety.

Kira Nerys: There are varieties of gagh?

Ezri Dax: Oh, yes. I can remember what each one tastes like. And the way they feel when you… swallow them. Torgud gagh wiggles. Filden gagh squirms. Meshta gagh jumps… …Bithool gagh has feet. Flush it out the airlock. All of it.

Odo: Environmental regulations.

Kira Nerys: Well, why don’t you just give it to Martok?

Ezri Dax: He’d insist on sharing it with me, as a point of honor. Wistan gagh is packed in Targ blood… I have to go now.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 7: Episode 11 – “Prodigal Daughter”

Quote of the Day

Ezri Dax: At first, it struck me as a little… peculiar. But after I thought it over, I began to think that this might be a good sign after all.

Quark: How can hiding in one of Julian’s adolescent programs be a good sign?

Julian Bashir: Hey…

Jake Sisko: It could be worse. He could be hiding in the Alamo program.

Leeta: Or that ridiculous secret agent program.

Julian Bashir: Hey…

Rom: Or that stupid Viking program!

Julian Bashir: HEY!

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 7: Episode 10 – “It’s Only a Paper Moon”

Quote of the Day

Ezri Dax: You’d make a pretty good counselor. You wanna trade jobs?

Kira Nerys: Oh yeah, people would love bringing their problems to me. “You dreamt about what? You’re crazy! Now, get out of my office! Next patient!”

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 7: Episode 7 – “Once More Unto the Breach”

Quote of the Day

Benjamin Sisko: Hey, Jake that was a hell of a game! A hell of a game!

Jake Sisko: I gave up ten runs.

Benjamin Sisko: They’re Vulcans. If they were humans you’d have held them to just two or three.

Jake Sisko:When you put it that way.

Benjamin Sisko: Yes. Now, pardon me. I owe you an apology.

Rom: No. Unless you really want to.

Benjamin Sisko: I’m sorry.

Rom: Apology accepted.

Benjamin Sisko: If you have some time one day, maybe you can teach me how to bunt.

Rom: Sure… What’s a bunt?

Nog: That’s my dad.

Solok: I fail to see why you are celebrating. The Ferengi’s bunt was an accident. And you still lost the game.

Benjamin Sisko: You are absolutely right. And I couldn’t be happier. Quark, a round of drinks for the house on my tab.

Quark: I’m way ahead of you, Captain.

Solok: You are attempting to manufacture a triumph where none exists.

Kasidy Yates: I’d say he succeeded.

Julian Bashir: To manufactured triumphs.

Benjamin Sisko: Manufactured triumph. Hear, hear!

Niners: Hear, hear!

Solok: This is a typical human reaction, based on emotionalism and illogic.

Benjamin Sisko: Did I hear irritation in that voice?

Solok: Certainly not.

Julian Bashir: That sounded positively defensive to me.

Miles O’Brien: With a hint of anger.

Quark: And just a touch of jealousy.

Kasidy Yates: And a lot of bitterness.

Ezri Dax: Are you always this emotional?

Solok:I refuse to engage in this human game of taunting.

Ezri Dax: Human? Did I forget to wear my spots today?

Quark: All that intelligence and he still doesn’t know what a human looks like.

Kira Nerys: Captain. Here’s something else for your desk.

(She throws him a baseball signed by the team.)

Benjamin Sisko: Well, will you look at that. Would you like to sign it?

(Solok leaves.)

Benjamin Sisko: No.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 7: Episode 4 – “Take Me Out to the Holosuite”

Quote of the Day

Ezri Dax: When do we leave?

Benjamin Sisko: Today.

Ezri Dax: Great. It’ll be just like old times. Except, different.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 7: Episode 2 – “Shadows and Symbols”

Quote of the Day

Benjamin Sisko: Dax! I can’t believe it!

Ezri Dax: I can hardly believe it myself. But… I’m Dax. I mean, I’m not Jadzia Dax; I’m Ezri Dax. But I have all of Jadzia’s memories – not to mention Lela’s, Tobin’s, Emony’s, Audrid’s, Joran’s, Curzon’s – am I forgetting anyone?

Benjamin Sisko: Torias.

Ezri Dax: Right. You’re probably asking yourself, “Who is this person? How did she get the symbiont? Do I even want another Dax in my life? Does she always talk this much?” These are all very good questions; and I wish I had good answers for you.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 7: Episode 2 – “Shadows and Symbols”