Quote of the Day

Worf: WHAT?! What are you talking about?! That ball was at least half a meter out! How could you call it a strike?! REVERSE THE CALL, REVERSE THE CALL!

Benjamin Sisko: Are you blind?! That was low and outside!

Worf: The ball was clearly outside!

Benjamin Sisko: What the hell were you looking at?! You can’t tell me that ball was over the plate! What were you doing, REGENERATING?!

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 7: Episode 4 – “Take Me Out to the Holosuite”

Quote of the Day

Benjamin Sisko: Alright Niners! Let’s hear some chatter! Hey batter!

Kasidy Yates: Hey batter batter batter batter batter!

Leeta: Hey batter batter batter batter batter batter!

Worf: Death to the opposition!

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 7: Episode 4 – “Take Me Out to the Holosuite”

Quote of the Day

Julian Bashir: What are you eating?

Miles O’Brien: I’m not eating; I’m chewing.

Julian Bashir: Chewing what?

Miles O’Brien: Gum. It’s traditional. I had the replicator create me some.

Julian Bashir: They just chewed it?

Miles O’Brien: No, they infused it with flavor.

Julian Bashir: What did you infuse it with?

Miles O’Brien: Scotch.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 7: Episode 4 – “Take Me Out to the Holosuite”

Quote of the Day

Odo: I was hoping that our relationship was going to be a long and happy one, but I suppose I’m willing to settle for short and exciting.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 7: Episode 2 – “Shadows and Symbols”

Quote of the Day

Ezri Dax: When do we leave?

Benjamin Sisko: Today.

Ezri Dax: Great. It’ll be just like old times. Except, different.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 7: Episode 2 – “Shadows and Symbols”

Quote of the Day

Benjamin Sisko: Dax! I can’t believe it!

Ezri Dax: I can hardly believe it myself. But… I’m Dax. I mean, I’m not Jadzia Dax; I’m Ezri Dax. But I have all of Jadzia’s memories – not to mention Lela’s, Tobin’s, Emony’s, Audrid’s, Joran’s, Curzon’s – am I forgetting anyone?

Benjamin Sisko: Torias.

Ezri Dax: Right. You’re probably asking yourself, “Who is this person? How did she get the symbiont? Do I even want another Dax in my life? Does she always talk this much?” These are all very good questions; and I wish I had good answers for you.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 7: Episode 2 – “Shadows and Symbols”

Quote of the Day

Julian Bashir: This gives me a chance to honor her memory, and I’m gonna take it. And that, my friend, is my final word on the subject.

Miles O’Brien: You know what this means, don’t you?

Julian Bashir: Yes. That I’m risking my life for a very dubious cause.

Miles O’Brien: No. It means I’m going to risk my life for a friend who’s risking his life for a very dubious cause.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 7: Episode 1 – “Image in the Sand”

Quote of the Day

Odo: Nerys – I realize that things may seem bleak at the moment; but there’s always hope.

Kira Nerys: When did you turn into an optimist?

Odo: Must have been that day in front of Quark’s when we kissed for the first time.

Kira Nerys: That was some kiss, wasn’t it?

Odo: Changed my life.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 7: Episode 1 – “Image in the Sand”

Quote of the Day

Jadzia Dax: Just remember when you get back: we have a lot of work to do.

Worf: I don’t consider that ‘work’.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 6: Episode 26 – “Tears of the Prophets”

Quote of the Day

Julian Bashir: You were supposed to be up there exercising. I don’t see any sweat. Where are all the bruises, the… the… the broken bones, the blood?

Worf: We were talking.

Quark: For an hour and 45 minutes?

Worf: It is a private matter.

Jadzia Dax: We’re thinking about having a baby!

Worf: It *was* a private matter.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 6: Episode 26 – “Tears of the Prophets”