Miles O’Brien: It’s funny – I’ve served on half a dozen ships, and none of them have had cloaking devices except the Defiant. Now that we’re not using it I feel… naked.
Worf: It is disconcerting, to say the least.
Benjamin Sisko: Gentlemen, I feel the same breeze you do.
[Dax smiles to herself]
Miles O’Brien: What’re you smiling at?
Jadzia Dax: I don’t know, I guess it’s just being in the same room with so many naked men.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 4: Episode 26 – “Broken Link”
Jadzia Dax: … two… three… I say she stops at seven.
Benjamin Sisko: I say eight. Mr. Worf?
Worf: Ten!
[Kira stops after eight sneezes]
Kira Nerys: I hate being pregnant!
Benjamin Sisko: I win!
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 4: Episode 26 – “Broken Link”
Julian Bashir: Quark, where do you want this?
Quark: What is it?
Julian Bashir: A case of Alvanian brandy. A patient sent it as payment but I can’t accept it.
Quark: Nice try, Doctor, but I don’t want your charity.
Julian Bashir: Oh, it’s not charity. I find it undrinkable. So do you want it or shall I dump it?
Jadzia Dax: Quark. My sister sent me these. I thought you might want them but they’re really ugly.
Rom: They’re not as ugly as the old ones, but they’re pretty bad.
Quark: This is all very amusing, but I can’t start a bar with a case of bad brandy and a set of ugly glasses.
Benjamin Sisko: Quark!
Quark: Yes, Captain?
Benjamin Sisko: We’re doing some structural repair work on level two of the Habitat ring. We need a place to store some extra furniture for the next few months and it looks like you have the room.
Odo: Captain, where do you want me to put all this furniture?
Benjamin Sisko: We have three levels, Constable. Use them all.
Odo: Understood.
Quark: Captain, you can’t do this! Not without paying a storage fee. A minimum storage fee. Practically nothing.
Benjamin Sisko: Send me the bill.
Quark: All right. Don’t just stand there, Odo. Move it all in.
Rom: Look at them, brother. And you thought you had no assets.
Quark: Sisko, Dax, Bashir, Morn? They’re my assets?
Rom: To name a few.
Quark: I guess you’re right. I need a drink.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 4: Episode 25 – “Body Parts”
Garak: How’s that?
Quark: Awful! Did you hear that sound of bone snapping? I don’t want that to be the last thing I hear!
Garak: It wasn’t that loud.
Quark: You don’t have these ears. Snapping vertebrae is out!
Garak: We’re running out of options, Quark. You don’t want to be vaporized because you need a body; the disrupter ruined your clothing, the knife was too savage, the nerve gas smelled bad, hanging took too long, and poison… What was was wrong with poison?
Quark: It doesn’t work! If I know the food is poisoned I won’t eat it.
Garak: For a man who wants to kill himself you’re strangely determined to live.
Quark: I’m going to die, don’t you worry about that. I just want to find the right way.
Garak: Right way?
Quark: I don’t want to see it coming. Or hear it. Or feel it or smell it. I just want to go on with my life and then… [snaps his fingers] …I’m dead!
Garak: Ah! You want to be surprised!
Quark: Exactly! I want to wake up in the Divine Treasury and have no idea how I got there.
Garak: I see. Perhaps that can be arranged.
Quark: Really?
Garak: You have my word. You’ll never know what hit you.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 4: Episode 25 – “Body Parts”
Julian Bashir: The first thing I need to do is run a complete bio-spectral analysis on an asymptomatic individual.
Jadzia Dax: Loosely translated, that means he needs a volunteer. Great. Now, if you’ll just have a seat, the doctor will be with you in a moment. They love to keep you waiting. It makes them feel important.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 4: Episode 24 – “The Quickening”
Miles O’Brien: Looks like he used some sort of encryption program to bypass the access protocols.
Kira Nerys: Unbelievable. The nerve.
Quark: Major, you wanted to see me?
Odo: Don’t pretend you don’t know what this is about.
Kira Nerys: Maybe this’ll jog your memory. Engage monitor.
Quark’s Advertisement: Come to Quark’s, Quark’s is fun, come right now, don’t walk, run!
Quark: Oh, I love the part where my name rotates around.
Odo: Tampering with the station’s comm. system is a class three offence.
Quark: It’s just a little advertisement. I didn’t put one up in Ops.
Odo: I’m sure the magistrate will take that into consideration when he calculates your fine.
Worf: You!
Quark: As you can see, we’re very busy here. Station business.
Worf: How did you do it?
Miles O’Brien: Do what?
Worf: I ordered a glass of prune juice from the replicator in the Defiant’s mess. This is what it came in.
Kira Nerys: If all your little advertisements aren’t purged from our systems by the time I get back from the Gamma Quadrant, I will come to Quark’s, and believe me, I will have fun.
Quark: Er, let me help you with that, Chief.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 4: Episode 24 – “The Quickening”
Omet’iklan: I am First Omet’iklan, and I am dead. As of this moment, we are all dead. We go into battle to reclaim our lives. This we do gladly, for we are Jem’Hadar. Remember: victory is life.
Jem’Hadar: Victory is life!
Weyoun: Such a delightful people.
Miles O’Brien: I am Chief Miles Edward O’Brien. I am very much alive, and I intend to stay that way.
Benjamin Sisko: Amen!
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 4: Episode 23 – “To The Death”
Worf: It has come to my attention that Omet’iklan has made a threat against your life.
Benjamin Sisko: I didn’t think it was public knowledge.
Worf: You told Commander Dax.
Benjamin Sisko: Well, that explains it.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 4: Episode 23 – “To The Death”
Worf: We consider Klingon women our partners in battle. They’re the mothers of our children.
Jadzia Dax: And a lot of fun at parties too.
Worf: True.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 4: Episode 22 – “To The Death”
Omet’iklan: They’ll never succeed as long as they value their lives more than victory.
Weyoun: There’s something to be said for soldiers who aren’t afraid to die.
Benjamin Sisko: I don’t know, I found that nothing keeps me alert quite like a healthy fear of death.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 4: Episode 22 – “To The Death”
The Love Pirate 