Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 2: Episode 2 – “The Circle”
Odo: Quark, I hate to do this, but I guess I’ll have to…
Quark: That’s not fair!
Odo: I haven’t done anything yet.
Quark: Whatever you’re going to do, it’s not fair.
Kermit: The skies are blue when it’s me and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and… well… all of you!
Rango
Roadkill: It’s a metaphor.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 1: Episode 17 – “The Forsaken”
Odo: Madam, I am not like you! Every sixteen hours, I turn into a liquid!
Lwaxana Troi: I can swim.
H.M.S. Surprise – Patrick O’Brian
“Jack, you have debauched my sloth.”
Dollhouse, Season 1: Episode 11 – “Briar Rose”
Alpha as Stephen Kepler: Carrots! Medicinal carrots! Personal use medicinal carrots that were here when I moved in and I’m holding it for a friend!
Rango
Rango: Me? I-I’m from the West! Out there, beyond the horizon, past the sunset. The Far West. Yeah, that’s right, hombres. The place I come from, we kill a man before breakfast just to work up an appetite. Then we salt ‘im, then we pepper ‘im, then we braise ‘im in clarified butter… And then – we eat him.
Gopher: Ya eat ‘im?
Rango: THAT’S WHAT I SAID!
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 1: Episode 4 – “A Man Alone”
Odo: I’ll never understand the humanoid need to … couple.
Quark: You’ve never “coupled”?
Odo: I choose not to. Too many compromises. You want to watch the Karo-Net tournament, she wants to listen to music, so you compromise: you listen to music. You like Earth jazz, she prefers Klingon opera, so you compromise: you listen to Klingon opera. So here you were ready to have a nice night watching the Karo-net match and you wind up spending an agonizing evening listening to Klingon opera.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 4: Episode 8 – “Pangs”
Spike: A bear! You made a bear!
Buffy: I didn’t mean to!
Spike: Undo it! Undo it!
The Love Pirate 