Taylor: Damn motorcycles, they’re a scourge.
Taylor: They’re loud, they’re dangerous. We should ban them from town.
Lorelai: Maybe we should set up barricades and ban all unwelcome strangers from crossing the border.
Taylor: (excited) Well! (disappointed) Well, no we couldn’t do that, that would be illegal.
Lorelai: Darn laws.
Gilmore Girls — Season 1: Episode 14 — “That Damn Donna Reed”