Joyce: Have we met?
Spike: Um… you hit me with an ax one time. Remember? Uh, ‘get the hell away from my daughter.’
Joyce: Oh………………. So, do you, uh, live here in town?
Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 2: Episode 22 – “Becoming (Part 2)”
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“NO!”
The scream was the more terrible because he had never expected or dreamed that Professor McGonagall could make such a sound. He heard another woman nearby laughing, and knew that Bellatrix gloried in McGonagall’s despair. He squinted again for a single second and saw the open doorway filling with people, as the survivors of the battle came out onto the front steps to face their vanquishers and see the truth of Harry’s death for themselves. He saw Voldemort standing a little in front of him, stroking Nagini’s head with a single white finger. He closed his eyes again.
“No!”
“No!”
“Harry! HARRY!”
Ron’s, Hermione’s, and Ginny’s voices were worse than McGonagall’s; Harry wanted nothing more than to call back, yet he made himself lie silent, and their cries acted like a trigger; the crowd of survivors took up the cause, screaming and yelling abuse at the Death Eaters.
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – J.K. Rowling
Simon: We’re on a ship.
River: Mid-bulk Transport. Standard radion accelerator core. Class code 03-K64–Firefly.
Mal: Well, that’s somethin’. I can’t even remember all that.
Simon: Need a weave on that?
Mal: It’s nothin’.
Simon: I expect there’s someone’s face feels differently.
Mal: Well, they tell ya, never hit a man with a closed fist, but it is on occasion hilarious.
Simon: I suppose so. So the, ah, the fight…didn’t umm, draw any, umm, any attention.
Mal: No Feds. Just an honest brawl between folks. Ain’t none of us wanted the Alliance on us, Doctor, that’s why you’re here.
Simon: I thought I was here because you needed a medic.
Mal: Well, not today.
(Mal leaves)
River: Mal… bad… in the Latin.
Firefly – Episode 2 – “The Train Job”
‘Killick,’ he cried, folding and sealing it. ‘That’s for the post. Is the Doctor ready?’
‘Ready and waiting these fourteen minutes,’ said Stephen in a loud, sour voice. ‘What a wretched tedious slow hand you are with a pen, upon my soul. Scratch-scratch, gasp-gasp. You might have written the Iliad in half the time, and a commentary upon it, too.’
Post Captain – Patrick O’Brian
Buffy: All right. Talk.
Spike: I’m just gonna kill this guy.
(Buffy clears her throat loudly)
Spike: Oh, right.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 2: Episode 22 – “Becoming (Part 2)”
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