Cordelia: I don’t get it. Buffy’s the Slayer. Shouldn’t she have…
Xander: What, a license to kill?
Cordelia: Well, not for fun. But she’s like this superman. Shouldn’t there be different rules for her?
Willow: Sure, in a fascist society.
Cordelia: Right! Why can’t we have one of those?
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 11 – “Ted”
Xander: Having issues much?
Buffy: I am not!
Xander: You’re having parental issues, you’re having parental issues…
Willow: Xander…
Xander: What? Freud would’ve said the exact same thing. Except he might not have done that little dance.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 11 – “Ted”
Buffy: I’m just saying there’s something a little too clean about this clown.
Willow: (giggles) He’s a clean clown! (gets stares from the others) I have my own fun.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 11 – “Ted”
Willow: I’m kinda curious to find out what sort of career I could have.
Xander: What, and suck all the spontaneity out of being young and stupid? I’d rather live in the dark.
Willow: You’re not gonna be young forever.
Xander: Yes, but I’ll always be stupid.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 9 – “What’s My Line, Part 1”
Xander: Uh, I think that Ethan guy disappeared again.
Buffy: Darn. I really wanted to hit him till he bled.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 8 – “The Dark Age”
Buffy: Xander, how do you feel about digging through some of Giles’ personal files and seeing what you can find?
Xander: I feel pretty good about it. Does that make me a sociopath? Nah.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 8 – “The Dark Age”
Jenny: Morning, England.
Giles: Oh, hello, Ms., uh, uh, uh, Jenny.
Willow: Feel the passion!
Xander: Mm-hm!
Jenny: Willow…
Willow: (coughs) Coughing, not speaking. (coughs more)
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 8 – “The Dark Age”
Giles: Um, now, uh, look, tonight is very important, um…
Buffy: Now, that’s a surprise. So, what’s on tap tonight that’s so important? Uprising, prophesied ritual, preordained deathfest?
Xander: Ah, the old standards!
Giles: Um, a medical transport is delivering the monthly supply of blood to the hospital.
Buffy: Mm. Vampire Meals-On-Wheels.
Giles: Hopefully not. Uh, we’ll meet outside the hospital at 8:30 sharp. I’ll bring the weaponry.
Buffy: I’ll bring the party mix!
Giles: Just don’t be late.
Buffy: Have I ever let you down?
Giles: Do you want me to answer that, or shall I just glare?
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 8 – “The Dark Age”
Buffy: I’m on a beach, but not one of those American beaches, one of those island beaches where the water’s way too blue, and I’m laying on my towel, and it’s just before sunset, and Gavin Rossdale’s massaging my feet!
Willow: Oh, that’s good! Uh, I’m in Florence, Italy, I’ve rented a scooter that’s parked outside, and I’m in a little restaurant eating ziti, and there are no more tables left, so they have to seat this guy with me, and it’s John Cusack!
Buffy: Ooo! Very impressive. You have such an eye for detail.
Willow: ‘Cause with the ziti!
Xander: What are you two up to?
Buffy: Just having a quick game of ‘Anywhere But Here’.
Xander: Ooohhh. Amy Yip at the waterslide park.
Willow: You never come up with anything new.
Xander: I’m just not fickle like you two, okay? I’m constant in my affections. Amy Yip at the waterslide park!
Willow: Do you think Giles ever played ‘Anywhere But Here’ when he was in school?
Xander: Giles lived for school. He’s actually still bitter that there are only twelve grades.
Buffy: He probably sat in math class thinking, ‘There should be more math. This could be mathier.’
Willow: C’mon, you don’t think he ever got restless as a kid?
Buffy: Are you kidding? His diapers were tweed.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 8 – “The Dark Age”
Willow: Boy, we blend right in.
Xander: In no way do we stick out like sore thumbs.
Angel: Let’s look around. You guys check out downstairs.
Xander: Sure thing, Bossy the cow!
Willow: Okay, but do they really stick out?
Xander: What?
Willow: Sore thumbs. Do they stick out? I mean, have you ever seen a thumb and gone, ‘Wow! That baby is sore!’
Xander: You have too many thoughts.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 7 – “Lie to Me”
The Love Pirate 