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Lie to Me

Buffy:  I don’t know what I’m supposed to say.

Giles:  You needn’t say anything.

Buffy:  It’d be simpler if I could just hate him. I think he wanted me to. I think it made it easier for him to be the villain of the piece. Really he was just scared.

Giles:  Yes, I suppose he was.

Buffy:  Nothing’s ever simple anymore. I’m constantly trying to work it out. Who to love or hate. Who to trust. It’s just, like, the more I know, the more confused I get.

Giles:  I believe that’s called growing up.

Buffy:  I’d like to stop then, okay?

Giles:  I know the feeling.

Buffy:  Does it ever get easy?

Giles:  You mean life?

Buffy:  Yeah. Does it get easy?

Giles:  What do you want me to say?

Buffy:  Lie to me.

Giles:  Yes, it’s terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true, the bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats, and, uh, we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies, and everybody lives happily ever after.

Buffy:  Liar.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 7 – “Lie to Me”

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That baby is sore!

Willow:  Boy, we blend right in.

Xander:  In no way do we stick out like sore thumbs.

Angel:  Let’s look around. You guys check out downstairs.

Xander:  Sure thing, Bossy the cow!

Willow:  Okay, but do they really stick out?

Xander:  What?

Willow:  Sore thumbs. Do they stick out? I mean, have you ever seen a thumb and gone, ‘Wow! That baby is sore!’

Xander:  You have too many thoughts.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 7 – “Lie to Me”

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I'm gonna have to go with Dead Boy on this one

Angel:  He leaves no paper trail, no records, that’s incriminating enough.

Xander:  Yeah, I’m gonna have to go with Dead Boy on this one.

Angel:  Could you *not* call me that?

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 7 – “Lie to Me”

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I really honed my brooding skills

Willow:  Uh, Angel? If I say something you really don’t wanna hear, do you promise not to bite me?

Angel:  Are you gonna tell me that I’m jealous?

Willow:  Well, you do sometimes get that way.

Angel:  You know, I never used to. Things used to be pretty simple. A hundred years, just hanging out, feelin’ guilty… I really honed my brooding skills. Then she comes along.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 7 – “Lie to Me”

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Oh that's what that song is about?

Buffy:  It was terrible. I moped over you for months. Sitting in my room listening to that Divinyls song ‘I Touch Myself’….. Of course, I had no idea what it was about.

[at the end of the conversation]

Willow:  (realizes) Oh, that’s what that song is about?!

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 7 – “Lie to Me”