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Computer: Computed and recorded, dear.

Kirk: Computer, you will not address me in that manner. Compute.

Computer: Computed, dear.

Kirk: Mister Spock, I ordered this computer and its interlinking systems repaired.

Spock: I have investigated it, Captain. To correct the fault will require an overhaul of the entire computer system and a minimum of three weeks at a Starbase.

Kirk: I wouldn’t mind so much if it didn’t get so affectionate.

Spock: It also has an unfortunate tendency to giggle.

Star Trek – Season 1: Episode 21 – “Tomorrow is Yesterday”

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McCoy: I, for one, could use a good non-reconstituted meal.

Spock: Doctor, you are a sensualist.

McCoy: You bet your pointed ears I am.

Star Trek – Season 1: Episode 19 – “Arena”

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Barrows: All right, but you stay right there. Don’t peek.

McCoy: My dear girl, I am a doctor. When I peek, it’s in the line of duty.

Star Trek – Season 1: Episode 17 – “Shore Leave”

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Spock: I picked this up from Doctor McCoy’s log. We have a crew member aboard who’s showing signs of stress and fatigue. Reaction time down nine to twelve percent, associational reading norm minus three.

Kirk: That’s much too low a rating.

Spock: He’s becoming irritable and quarrelsome, yet he refuses to take rest and rehabilitation. Now, He has that right, but we’ve found

Kirk: A crewman’s right ends where the safety of the ship begins. That man will go a shore on my orders. What’s his name?

Spock: James Kirk. Enjoy yourself, Captain.

Star Trek – Season 1: Episode 17 – “Shore Leave”

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McCoy: Well, I had to see it to believe it.

Spock: Explain.

McCoy: They’re about to lop off the captain’s professional head, and you’re playing chess with the computer.

Spock: That is true.

McCoy: Mr. Spock, you’re the most cold-blooded man I’ve ever known.

Spock: Why, thank you, Doctor.

Star Trek – Season 1: Episode 14 – “Court Martial”

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Scotty: Mister Spock, you said a while ago that there were always alternatives.

Spock: Did l? I may have been mistaken.

McCoy: Well, at least I lived long enough to hear that.

Star Trek – Season 1: Episode 13 – “The Galileo Seven”

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Spock: Check.

Kirk: Checkmate.

Spock: Your illogical approach to chess does have its advantages on occasion, Captain.

Kirk: I’d prefer to call it inspired.

Spock: As you wish.

Star Trek – Season 1: Episode 7 – “Charlie X”

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Scotty: He’s turned the engines off. Completely cold. It will take thirty minutes to regenerate them.

Uhura: Ship’s outer skin is beginning to heat, Captain. Orbit plot shows we have about eight minutes left.

Kirk: Scotty!

Scotty: I can’t change the laws of physics. I’ve got to have thirty minutes.

Star Trek – Season 1: Episode 6 – “The Naked Time”

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Sulu: I’ll protect you, fair maiden.

Uhura: Sorry, neither.

Star Trek – Season 1: Episode 6 – “The Naked Time”

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Spock: Nothing, Captain. No contacts, no objects in any direction.

Kirk: Care to speculate on what we’ll find if we go on ahead?

Spock: Speculate? No. Logically, we’ll discover the intelligence which sent out the cube.

Kirk: Intelligence different from ours or superior?

Spock: Probably both, and if you’re asking the logical decision to make

Kirk: No, I’m not. The mission of the Enterprise is to seek out and contact alien life.

Spock: Has it occurred to you that there’s a certain inefficiency in constantly questioning me on things you’ve already made up your mind about?

Kirk: It gives me emotional security.

Star Trek – Season 1: Episode 2 – “The Corbomite Maneuver”