Computer: Computed and recorded, dear.

Kirk: Computer, you will not address me in that manner. Compute.

Computer: Computed, dear.

Kirk: Mister Spock, I ordered this computer and its interlinking systems repaired.

Spock: I have investigated it, Captain. To correct the fault will require an overhaul of the entire computer system and a minimum of three weeks at a Starbase.

Kirk: I wouldn’t mind so much if it didn’t get so affectionate.

Spock: It also has an unfortunate tendency to giggle.

Star Trek – Season 1: Episode 21 – “Tomorrow is Yesterday”