Lorelai: You are of hardy stubborn stock, my dear. If there’s one thing I gave you, it’s my stubbornness.
Rory: I’m not stubborn.
Lorelai: Yes you are.
Rory: No I’m not.
Lorelai: Fine you’re not.
Rory: Thank you.
Lorelai: You’re welcome.
Gilmore Girls — Season 1: Episode 4 — “The Deer-Hunters”
Luke: Here.
Rory: What’s that?
Luke: You look like you need pie.
Rory: I do?
Luke: Violent pencil tossing usually signals the need for pie.
Rory:What if I’d thrown a pen?
Luke: I would’ve brought you a trout.
Rory: What?
Luke: I don’t make the rules, I just carry them out.
[Lorelai comes in]
Lorelai: Hey, backwards baseball hat – new look for you. She’s eating pie? Did she even have dinner?
Luke: You raised her, I just serve.
Gilmore Girls — Season 2: Episode 4 — “The Deer-Hunters”
The Love Pirate 