Quote of the Day

Ezri Dax: At first, it struck me as a little… peculiar. But after I thought it over, I began to think that this might be a good sign after all.

Quark: How can hiding in one of Julian’s adolescent programs be a good sign?

Julian Bashir: Hey…

Jake Sisko: It could be worse. He could be hiding in the Alamo program.

Leeta: Or that ridiculous secret agent program.

Julian Bashir: Hey…

Rom: Or that stupid Viking program!

Julian Bashir: HEY!

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 7: Episode 10 – “It’s Only a Paper Moon”

Quote of the Day

Quark: Let me tell you something about Hew-mons, Nephew. They’re a wonderful, friendly people, as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those same friendly, intelligent, wonderful people… will become as nasty and as violent as the most bloodthirsty Klingon. You don’t believe me? Look at those faces. Look in their eyes.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 7: Episode 8 – “The Siege of AR-558”

Quote of the Day

Benjamin Sisko: Hey, Jake that was a hell of a game! A hell of a game!

Jake Sisko: I gave up ten runs.

Benjamin Sisko: They’re Vulcans. If they were humans you’d have held them to just two or three.

Jake Sisko:When you put it that way.

Benjamin Sisko: Yes. Now, pardon me. I owe you an apology.

Rom: No. Unless you really want to.

Benjamin Sisko: I’m sorry.

Rom: Apology accepted.

Benjamin Sisko: If you have some time one day, maybe you can teach me how to bunt.

Rom: Sure… What’s a bunt?

Nog: That’s my dad.

Solok: I fail to see why you are celebrating. The Ferengi’s bunt was an accident. And you still lost the game.

Benjamin Sisko: You are absolutely right. And I couldn’t be happier. Quark, a round of drinks for the house on my tab.

Quark: I’m way ahead of you, Captain.

Solok: You are attempting to manufacture a triumph where none exists.

Kasidy Yates: I’d say he succeeded.

Julian Bashir: To manufactured triumphs.

Benjamin Sisko: Manufactured triumph. Hear, hear!

Niners: Hear, hear!

Solok: This is a typical human reaction, based on emotionalism and illogic.

Benjamin Sisko: Did I hear irritation in that voice?

Solok: Certainly not.

Julian Bashir: That sounded positively defensive to me.

Miles O’Brien: With a hint of anger.

Quark: And just a touch of jealousy.

Kasidy Yates: And a lot of bitterness.

Ezri Dax: Are you always this emotional?

Solok:I refuse to engage in this human game of taunting.

Ezri Dax: Human? Did I forget to wear my spots today?

Quark: All that intelligence and he still doesn’t know what a human looks like.

Kira Nerys: Captain. Here’s something else for your desk.

(She throws him a baseball signed by the team.)

Benjamin Sisko: Well, will you look at that. Would you like to sign it?

(Solok leaves.)

Benjamin Sisko: No.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 7: Episode 4 – “Take Me Out to the Holosuite”

Quote of the Day

Julian Bashir: You were supposed to be up there exercising. I don’t see any sweat. Where are all the bruises, the… the… the broken bones, the blood?

Worf: We were talking.

Quark: For an hour and 45 minutes?

Worf: It is a private matter.

Jadzia Dax: We’re thinking about having a baby!

Worf: It *was* a private matter.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 6: Episode 26 – “Tears of the Prophets”

Quote of the Day

Quark: You’re not exactly the most lovable person in the galaxy. You’re not even the most lovable person in this sector… or on the station… or even in this room.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 6: Episode 20 – “His Way”

Quote of the Day

Odo: Are you sure you’ve returned to your normal size?

Miles O’Brien: Of course.

Julian Bashir: Why?

Odo: Well, you both appear to be a couple of centimeters shorter than you were the last time I saw you. A Changeling notices that sort of thing.

Quark: I didn’t want to say anything, but… you do look a little on the petite side.

Julian Bashir: Infirmary!

[they hurry out]

Quark: And they say you don’t have a sense of humor.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 6: Episode 14 – “One Little Ship”

Quote of the Day

Benjamin Sisko: May I help you, gentlemen?

Rom: I was following you.

Quark: Must have taken a wrong turn.

Benjamin Sisko: It looks that way.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 6: Episode 10 – “The Magnificent Ferengi”

Quote of the Day

Rom: Brother! I knew you would come!

Quark: It’s a surprise to me.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 6: Episode 6 – “Sacrifice of Angels”

Quote of the Day

Quark: The Jem Hadar don’t eat, don’t drink, and they don’t have sex. And if that wasn’t bad enough, the Founders don’t eat, and don’t drink, and they don’t have sex, either. Which, between you and me, makes my financial future less than promising.

Ziyal: It might not be so bad. For all we know the Vorta might be gluttonous, alcoholic sex maniacs.

Quark: I never thought of that! I wonder what their favorite food is…?

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 5: Episode 15 – “By Inferno’s Light”

Quote of the Day

Jadzia Dax: You’ve been smirking ever since we left the Starbase.

Worf: I do not smirk. But if I did this would be a good occasion.

Jadzia Dax: How was I supposed to know that Captain Ramirez was a three-time tongo champion?

Worf: You might have asked before mocking him and then allowing him to up the stakes to a no-limit game.

Jadzia Dax: I didn’t lose that much.

Worf: Two bars of latinum. I hope you have it.

Jadzia Dax: I have it. Most of it. Worf?

Worf: No.

Jadzia Dax: Fine. I’ll borrow it from Quark. He likes me.

Worf: Major Kira’s friend is ready for transport. Quark may lend you the money, but remember Rule of Acquisition number one hundred and eleven. “Treat people in your debt like family, exploit them.”

Jadzia Dax: You know the Rules of Acquisition?

Worf: I am a graduate of Starfleet Academy. I know many things.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 5: Episode 11 – “The Darkness and the Light”