Quote of the Day

Miles O’Brien: Looks like he used some sort of encryption program to bypass the access protocols.

Kira Nerys: Unbelievable. The nerve.

Quark: Major, you wanted to see me?

Odo: Don’t pretend you don’t know what this is about.

Kira Nerys: Maybe this’ll jog your memory. Engage monitor.

Quark’s Advertisement: Come to Quark’s, Quark’s is fun, come right now, don’t walk, run!

Quark: Oh, I love the part where my name rotates around.

Odo: Tampering with the station’s comm. system is a class three offence.

Quark: It’s just a little advertisement. I didn’t put one up in Ops.

Odo: I’m sure the magistrate will take that into consideration when he calculates your fine.

Worf: You!

Quark: As you can see, we’re very busy here. Station business.

Worf: How did you do it?

Miles O’Brien: Do what?

Worf: I ordered a glass of prune juice from the replicator in the Defiant’s mess. This is what it came in.

Kira Nerys: If all your little advertisements aren’t purged from our systems by the time I get back from the Gamma Quadrant, I will come to Quark’s, and believe me, I will have fun.

Quark: Er, let me help you with that, Chief.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 4: Episode 24 – “The Quickening”

Quote of the Day

Jake Sisko: You always used to chase me away.

Odo: I never chased you away, I chased Nog. You just happened to be with him. So, unless you are planning on flicking sand peas at the passing throng, you are welcome to stay here as long as you like.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 4: Episode 20 – “Shattered Mirror”

Quote of the Day

Odo: Forgive me, Major, I don’t mean to be difficult, but your faith seems to have led you to something of a contradiction.
Kira Nerys: I don’t see it as a contradiction.
Odo: I don’t understand.
Kira Nerys: That’s the thing about faith. If you don’t have it you can’t understand it, and if you do – no explanation is necessary.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 4: Episode 17 – “Accession”

Quote of the Day

Odo: I’d say your brother’s doing well, Commander. He’s been on the job six hours he’s only killed four Boslics so far.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 4: Episode 15 – “Sons of Mogh”

Quote of the Day

Odo: It has been my observation that one of the prices of giving people freedom of choice… is that sometimes, they make the wrong choice.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 3: Episode 24 – “Shakaar”

Quote of the Day

Sisko: Why didn’t you just say so?
Odo: Well sometimes I have to remind you just how good I am.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 3: Episode 17 – “Visionary”

Quote of the Day

Odo: But don’t worry – I plan to investigate the Klingons, the Bajorans, Quark, the visiting Terrelians…
Sisko: You think Quark had something to do with this?
Odo: I always investigate Quark.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 3, Episode 17 – “Visionary”

Quote of the Day

Odo: There’ll be no live vole fights on the Promenade, Quark.
Quark: I would never be party to anything so cruel and inhumane. But, of course, if some Cardassians happened to bring their voles along and they happened to get into a fight, I could hardly be held responsible for…
Odo: Oh, yes you could.
Sisko: And you will be.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 3: Episode 15 – “Destiny”

Quote of the Day

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 2: Episode 2 – “The Circle”

Odo: Quark, I hate to do this, but I guess I’ll have to…

Quark: That’s not fair!

Odo: I haven’t done anything yet.

Quark: Whatever you’re going to do, it’s not fair.

Quote of the Day

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 1: Episode 17 – “The Forsaken”

Odo: Madam, I am not like you! Every sixteen hours, I turn into a liquid!

Lwaxana Troi: I can swim.