Lorelai: Michel, the phone.
Michel: Mmhmm. It rings.
Lorelai: Can you answer it?
Michel: No. People are particularly stupid today. I can’t talk to any more of them.
Gilmore Girls — Season 1: Episode 1 — “Pilot”
Quote of the Day
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Quote of the Day
Rory: Mom?
Lorelai: Oh!
Rory: You’re happy.
Lorelai: Yeah.
Rory: Did you do something slutty?
Lorelai: I’m not that happy.
Gilmore Girls — Season 1: Episode 1 — “Pilot”
Quote of the Day
Lorelai: Please, Luke. Please, please, please.
Luke: How many cups have you had this morning?
Lorelai: None.
Luke: Plus…
Lorelai: Five, but yours is better.
Luke: You have a problem.
Lorelai: Yes, I do.
(Luke fills her cup)
Luke: Junkie.
Lorelai: Angel. You’ve got wings, baby.
Gilmore Girls — Season 1: Episode 1 — “Pilot”
The Love Pirate 