Quark: Have you ever seen anything so disgusting? The way he’s undressing her with his eyes… And look at his hands!
Odo: What about his hands?
Quark: His gestures, they’re obscene. You should arrest him.
Odo: You’re joking.
Quark: He’s pitiful. Doesn’t he realize she loves me?
Odo: I don’t think he does. To be honest, I don’t think she does either.
Quark: Thanks for your support.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 7: Episode 12 – “The Emperor’s New Cloak”
Odo: By the way, your gagh has arrived.
Ezri Dax: My what…? Oh, no.
Odo: Oh, yes. And it’s waiting for you in cargo bay 2.
Kira Nerys: Your gagh?
Ezri Dax: Jadzia ordered it. She was planning a party for Martok’s birthday next week.
Kira Nerys: How much gagh did she order?
Odo: Fifty-one cases.
Ezri Dax: Each containing a different variety.
Kira Nerys: There are varieties of gagh?
Ezri Dax: Oh, yes. I can remember what each one tastes like. And the way they feel when you… swallow them. Torgud gagh wiggles. Filden gagh squirms. Meshta gagh jumps… …Bithool gagh has feet. Flush it out the airlock. All of it.
Odo: Environmental regulations.
Kira Nerys: Well, why don’t you just give it to Martok?
Ezri Dax: He’d insist on sharing it with me, as a point of honor. Wistan gagh is packed in Targ blood… I have to go now.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 7: Episode 11 – “Prodigal Daughter”
Ezri Dax: At first, it struck me as a little… peculiar. But after I thought it over, I began to think that this might be a good sign after all.
Quark: How can hiding in one of Julian’s adolescent programs be a good sign?
Julian Bashir: Hey…
Jake Sisko: It could be worse. He could be hiding in the Alamo program.
Leeta: Or that ridiculous secret agent program.
Julian Bashir: Hey…
Rom: Or that stupid Viking program!
Julian Bashir: HEY!
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 7: Episode 10 – “It’s Only a Paper Moon”
Benjamin Sisko: Hey, Jake that was a hell of a game! A hell of a game!
Jake Sisko: I gave up ten runs.
Benjamin Sisko: They’re Vulcans. If they were humans you’d have held them to just two or three.
Jake Sisko:When you put it that way.
Benjamin Sisko: Yes. Now, pardon me. I owe you an apology.
Rom: No. Unless you really want to.
Benjamin Sisko: I’m sorry.
Rom: Apology accepted.
Benjamin Sisko: If you have some time one day, maybe you can teach me how to bunt.
Rom: Sure… What’s a bunt?
Nog: That’s my dad.
Solok: I fail to see why you are celebrating. The Ferengi’s bunt was an accident. And you still lost the game.
Benjamin Sisko: You are absolutely right. And I couldn’t be happier. Quark, a round of drinks for the house on my tab.
Quark: I’m way ahead of you, Captain.
Solok: You are attempting to manufacture a triumph where none exists.
Kasidy Yates: I’d say he succeeded.
Julian Bashir: To manufactured triumphs.
Benjamin Sisko: Manufactured triumph. Hear, hear!
Niners: Hear, hear!
Solok: This is a typical human reaction, based on emotionalism and illogic.
Benjamin Sisko: Did I hear irritation in that voice?
Solok: Certainly not.
Julian Bashir: That sounded positively defensive to me.
Miles O’Brien: With a hint of anger.
Quark: And just a touch of jealousy.
Kasidy Yates: And a lot of bitterness.
Ezri Dax: Are you always this emotional?
Solok:I refuse to engage in this human game of taunting.
Ezri Dax: Human? Did I forget to wear my spots today?
Quark: All that intelligence and he still doesn’t know what a human looks like.
Kira Nerys: Captain. Here’s something else for your desk.
(She throws him a baseball signed by the team.)
Benjamin Sisko: Well, will you look at that. Would you like to sign it?
(Solok leaves.)
Benjamin Sisko: No.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 7: Episode 4 – “Take Me Out to the Holosuite”
Julian Bashir: What are you eating?
Miles O’Brien: I’m not eating; I’m chewing.
Julian Bashir: Chewing what?
Miles O’Brien: Gum. It’s traditional. I had the replicator create me some.
Julian Bashir: They just chewed it?
Miles O’Brien: No, they infused it with flavor.
Julian Bashir: What did you infuse it with?
Miles O’Brien: Scotch.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 7: Episode 4 – “Take Me Out to the Holosuite”
Julian Bashir: This gives me a chance to honor her memory, and I’m gonna take it. And that, my friend, is my final word on the subject.
Miles O’Brien: You know what this means, don’t you?
Julian Bashir: Yes. That I’m risking my life for a very dubious cause.
Miles O’Brien: No. It means I’m going to risk my life for a friend who’s risking his life for a very dubious cause.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 7: Episode 1 – “Image in the Sand”
Julian Bashir: You were supposed to be up there exercising. I don’t see any sweat. Where are all the bruises, the… the… the broken bones, the blood?
Worf: We were talking.
Quark: For an hour and 45 minutes?
Worf: It is a private matter.
Jadzia Dax: We’re thinking about having a baby!
Worf: It *was* a private matter.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 6: Episode 26 – “Tears of the Prophets”
Julian Bashir: You promised me that you wouldn’t go kayaking again until your shoulder had a chance to heal.
Miles O’Brien: I know; but I can’t stay away. It’s like the river calls to me.
Julian Bashir: Yes, it’s saying “Stay away, don’t come near me, or I’ll hurt you more!”
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 6: Episode 18 – “Inquisition”
Odo: Are you sure you’ve returned to your normal size?
Miles O’Brien: Of course.
Julian Bashir: Why?
Odo: Well, you both appear to be a couple of centimeters shorter than you were the last time I saw you. A Changeling notices that sort of thing.
Quark: I didn’t want to say anything, but… you do look a little on the petite side.
Julian Bashir: Infirmary!
[they hurry out]
Quark: And they say you don’t have a sense of humor.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 6: Episode 14 – “One Little Ship”
Miles O’Brien: Don’t hit it too hard. You could shatter the control panel.
Jadzia Dax: Don’t worry, I have a light touch.
Julian Bashir: Not according to Worf…
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 6: Episode 14 – “One Little Ship”
The Love Pirate 