Quote of the Day

Jadzia Dax: You’ve been smirking ever since we left the Starbase.

Worf: I do not smirk. But if I did this would be a good occasion.

Jadzia Dax: How was I supposed to know that Captain Ramirez was a three-time tongo champion?

Worf: You might have asked before mocking him and then allowing him to up the stakes to a no-limit game.

Jadzia Dax: I didn’t lose that much.

Worf: Two bars of latinum. I hope you have it.

Jadzia Dax: I have it. Most of it. Worf?

Worf: No.

Jadzia Dax: Fine. I’ll borrow it from Quark. He likes me.

Worf: Major Kira’s friend is ready for transport. Quark may lend you the money, but remember Rule of Acquisition number one hundred and eleven. “Treat people in your debt like family, exploit them.”

Jadzia Dax: You know the Rules of Acquisition?

Worf: I am a graduate of Starfleet Academy. I know many things.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 5: Episode 11 – “The Darkness and the Light”

Quote of the Day

Quark: What you need is a Ferengi.

Jadzia Dax: Maybe. But what I want is Worf.

Julian Bashir: Why?

Jadzia Dax: Because he has the courage of a berserker cat, and he has the heart of a poet.

Quark: And the brain of a pig-headed idiot.

Jadzia Dax: Yeah, sometimes.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 5: Episode 7 – “Let He Who Is Without Sin…”

Quote of the Day

 

Worf: Do not hug me!

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 5: Episode 7 – “Let He Who Is Without Sin…”

Quote of the Day

Odo: Actually, I believe Commander Dax has been treated for seven muscle pulls, two contusions and three cracked ribs. The only person who spent more time in the infirmary over the past few weeks is Commander Worf.

Benjamin Sisko: Isn’t there any way that… the two of you could, um… erm… you know…

Jadzia Dax: Make love?

Benjamin Sisko:…without injuring yourselves?

Jadzia Dax: Interspecies romance isn’t without its danger. That’s part of the fun.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 5: Episode 7 – “Let He Who Is Without Sin…”

Quote of the Day

Jadzia Dax: McCoy… Leonard McCoy!… I met him when he was a student at Ole Miss… I had a feeling he’d become a doctor – he had the hands of a surgeon.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 5: Episode 6 – “Trials and Tribble-ations”

Quote of the Day

Julian Bashir: Wait a minute. Aren’t you two wearing the wrong color?

Miles O’Brien: Don’t you know anything about this period in time?

Julian Bashir: I’m a doctor, not an historian.

Benjamin Sisko: In the old days, operations officers wore red, command officers wore gold…

Jadzia Dax: And women wore less.

Julian Bashir: I think I’m going to like history.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 5: Episode 6 – “Trials and Tribble-ations”

Quote of the Day

Jadzia Dax: You’re being ridiculous. Why does pregnancy always make men hysterical?

Miles O’Brien: Excuse me, this is not the first baby I’ve had.

Kira Nerys: Excuse me. Keiko had Molly.

Jadzia Dax: It’s not up to you to tell Kira what she can and cannot do.

Worf: She is carrying his child, he should have some say.

Quark: As the lessee, he does have certain rights. Back home, pregnancy is considered a rental.

Dax and Kira: Rental?

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 5: Episode 4 – “Nor Battle to the Strong”

Quote of the Day

Julian Bashir: A compound fracture of the right radius, two fractured ribs, torn ligaments, strained tendons, numerous contusions, bruises and scratches. What have you been doing?

Quark: You mean, what have we been doing?

[Quark and Grilka erupt into naughty laughter]

Julian Bashir: Never mind. I don’t need that particular image running around my head. I’ll just treat you.

[Worf and Dax enter.]

Julian Bashir: What happened to you two?

Worf: We, uh…

Jadzia Dax: Well, if you must know…

Julian Bashir: No! I don’t need that particular image either. In fact, I’m going to stop asking that question altogether! People can come in, I will treat them, and that will be all.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 5: Episode 3 – “Looking for par’Mach in All the Wrong Places”

Quote of the Day

Jadzia Dax: If I were in your shoes, I would be looking for someone a little more entertaining, a little more fun and maybe even a little more attainable.

Worf: You are not in my shoes.

Jadzia Dax: Too bad. You’d be amazed at what I can do in a pair of size 18 boots.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 5: Episode 3 – “Looking for par’Mach in All the Wrong Places”

Quote of the Day

Worf: Commander.

Jadzia Dax: What is it?

Worf: It may have been the Vorta’s computer console. I found it in one of the upper compartments, but the powergrid is offline in that part of the ship.

Jadzia Dax: So you ripped it out of the wall. Very nice. So, what do we do with it now, use it for a door stop?

Worf: I do not care what you do with it.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 5: Episode 2 – “The Ship”