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Giles: Saw what?

Buffy: Death.

Cordelia: Death?

Willow: The Death? As in, ‘It is your time’?

Giles: Buffy, a-a-a frightened child…

Buffy: Yeah, but I thought I saw something. I’m not sure, I was really out of it, but…

Cordelia: But you do know that you saw death.

Willow: Did it have an hourglass?

Xander: Ooo, if he asks you to play chess, don’t even do it. The guy’s, like, a whiz.

Buffy: Maybe it wasn’t death. Maybe it was something else.

Cordelia: So this isn’t about you being afraid of hospitals ’cause your friend died and you wanna conjure up a monster that you can fight so you can save everybody and not feel so helpless?

Giles: Cordelia, have you actually ever heard of tact?

Cordelia: Tact is just not saying true stuff. I’ll pass.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 2: Episode 18 – “Killed by Death”

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Xander: Flowers for milady.

Buffy: I think they call those balloons.

Xander: Yeah, stick ’em in water, maybe they’ll grow.

Willow: Not to be outdone…

Buffy: Homework!

Willow: It’s my way of saying, ‘get well soon’.

Buffy: You know, chocolate says that even better.

Willow: I did all your assignments. All you have to do is sign your name.

Buffy: Chocolate means nothing to me.

Cordelia: Nobody told me I was supposed to bring a gift. I was out of the loop on gifts.

Giles: It’s, it’s tradition among, um… people.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 2: Episode 18 – “Killed by Death

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Giles: You mustn’t let Angel get to you. No matter how provocative his behavior may become. 

Buffy: So what you’re basically saying is, ‘just ignore him, and maybe he’ll go away’? 

Giles: Yes. Precisely. 

Xander: Hey, how come Buffy doesn’t get a snotty ‘once again you boil it down to the simplest form’ thing?… Watcher’s pet.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 2, Episode 17 – “Passion”

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Giles: Uh, uh, look, it’s-it’s classic battle strategy to throw one’s opponent off his game. He-he-he’s just trying to provoke you. Uh, to taunt you, to, to goad you into, uh, some mishap of some sort.

Xander: The nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah approach to battle?

Giles: Yes, Xander, once more you’ve managed to boil a complex thought down to its simplest possible form.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 2, Episode 17 – “Passion”

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Xander: Hello! Excuse me, but have you ever heard of knocking?

Jonathan: We’re supposed to get some books. On Stalin.

Xander: Does this look like a Barnes & Noble?

Giles: This is a school library, Xander.

Xander: Since when?

Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 2, Episode 17 – “Passion”

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Cordelia: Wait, I thought vampires couldn’t come in unless you invited them in.

Giles: Yes, but, uh, once you’ve invited them in, thereafter they’re, they’re always welcome.

Xander: Y’know, I think there may be a valuable lesson for you gals here about inviting strange men into your bedrooms.

Cordelia: Oh, God! I invited him in my car once. That means he can come into my car whenever he wants.

Xander: Yep, you’re doomed to havin’ to give him and his vamp pals a lift whenever they feel like it. And those guys never chip in for gas.

Buffy: Giles, there has to be some sort of spell to reverse the invitation, right? Like a barrier, a no shoes, no pulse, no service kind of thing?

Cordelia: Yeah, that works for a car, too?

Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 2, Episode 17 – “Passion”

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Xander: So, what do you think?

Buffy: It’s nice.

Xander: But do you think Cordelia will like it?

Buffy: I don’t know.  Does she know what one of these is?

Xander: Okay, big yuks. When are you guys gonna stop making fun of me for dating Cordelia?

Buffy: I’m sorry. But never.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 16 – “Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered”

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Giles:  Whatever the authorities have planned for her, it can’t be much worse than what she’s doing to herself. She’s taken a human life. The guilt, it-it’s, it’s pretty hard to bear, and it won’t go away soon.

Cordelia:  I guess you should know, since you helped raise that demon that killed that guy that time?

Giles:  Yes. Do let’s bring that up as often as possible.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 11 – “Ted”

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Cordelia:  I don’t get it. Buffy’s the Slayer. Shouldn’t she have…

:  What, a license to kill?

:  Well, not for fun. But she’s like this superman. Shouldn’t there be different rules for her?

  Sure, in a fascist society.

:  Right! Why can’t we have one of those?

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 11 – “Ted”

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Buffy:  Xander, how do you feel about digging through some of Giles’ personal files and seeing what you can find?

Xander:  I feel pretty good about it. Does that make me a sociopath? Nah.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 8 – “The Dark Age”