Willow: Why are you suddenly so worried about looking like an idiot? That came out wrong.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 4 – “Inca Mummy Girl”
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Devon: Let me guess: not your type? What does a girl have to do to impress you?
Oz: Well, it involves a feathered boa and the theme to ‘A Summer Place’. I can’t discuss it here.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 4 – “Inca Mummy Girl”
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Giles: You have responsibilities that other girls do not.
Buffy: Oh! I know this one! ‘Slaying entails certain sacrifices, blah, blah, bity blah, I’m so stuffy, gimme a scone.’
Giles: It’s as if you know me.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 4 – “Inca Mummy Girl”
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Joyce: Principal Snyder said you were a troublemaker. And I could care less. I have a daughter who can take care of herself. Who’s brave and resourceful and thinks of others in a crisis. No matter who you hang out with or what dumb teenage stuff you think you need to do, I’m gonna sleep better knowing all that.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 3 – “School Hard”
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Joyce: You get the hell away from my daughter!
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 3 – “School Hard”
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Willow: (about Angel) Wow, two centuries of dating. If you only had two a year, that’s still, like, four hundred dates with four hundred different… (Buffy gives her a look) Why do they call it a mace?
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 3 – “School Hard”
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Xander: As long as nothing really bad happens between now and then, you’ll be fine.
Buffy: Are you crazy? What did you say that for? Now something bad is gonna happen!
Xander: Whadaya mean? Nothing’s gonna happen.
Willow: Not until some dummy says, ‘as long as nothing bad happens.’
Buffy: It’s the ultimate jinx!
Willow: What were you thinking? Or were you even thinking at all?
Xander: Well, you guys don’t know. Maybe this time it’ll be different.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 3 – “School Hard”
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Jenny Calendar: I don’t know what it is about football that does it for me. I mean, it lacks the, the grace of basketball, the, uh, poetry of baseball. At its best it’s unadorned aggression. It’s such a rugged contest.
Giles: Rugged. American football. (laughs)
Jenny Calendar: And that’s funny because?
Giles: No! I just think it’s rather odd that a nation that prides itself on its virility should feel compelled to strap on forty pounds of protective gear just in order to play rugby.
Jenny Calendar: Is this your normal strategy for a first date? Dissing my country’s national pastime?
Giles: Did you just say ‘date’?
Jenny Calendar: You noticed that, huh?
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 2 – “Some Assembly Required”
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Buffy: I couldn’t believe Angel. He was acting all jealous, and he wouldn’t even admit it.
Willow: Jealous of what?
Buffy: Of Xander.
Willow: Because you did that sexy dance with him?
Buffy: Am I ever gonna live that down?
Willow: No.
Buffy: Anyway, he was being totally irrational.
Willow: Love makes you do the wacky.
Buffy: That’s the truth.
Xander: Y’know, this might go a lot faster if you femmes actually picked up a shovel, too.
Giles: Here, here.
Buffy: Sorry, but I’m an old-fashioned gal. I was raised to believe that men dig up the corpses and the women have the babies.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 2 – “Some Assembly Required”
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Giles: Grave robbing? That’s new. Interesting.
Buffy: I *know* you meant to say gross and disturbing.
Giles: Yes, yes, yes of course. Uh, terrible thing. Must, must put a stop to it. Damn it.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 2 – “Some Assembly Required”
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