Buffy: I’m just saying there’s something a little too clean about this clown.
Willow: (giggles) He’s a clean clown! (gets stares from the others) I have my own fun.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 11 – “Ted”
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Tonight’s Movie: Pitch Perfect
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He turned to another favourite naval song:
There happened of late a terrible fray,
Begun upon our St James’s day,
With a thump, thump, thump, thump, thump,
Thump, thump a thump, thump.
An ape on a rock no great way off three a turd at him, quite unprovoked; and when he half rose in protest it shook its wizened fist and gibbered so furiously that he sank down again, so low were his spirits.
— Master and Commander – Patrick O’Brian
Today’s Movie: Avengers: Age of Ultron
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Ezri Dax: You’re sure you’re not angry?
Worf: Why should I be angry? I have been asking you to tell the Doctor how you feel about him for the past month.
Ezri Dax: Well – now that he knows how I feel…?
Worf: I am happy for you.
Ezri Dax: That’s a relief.
Worf: But… I am going to kill him.
Ezri Dax: You’re kidding, right?
Worf: And Jadzia said I did not have a sense of humor.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 7: Episode 25 – “What You Leave Behind”
Tonight’s Movie: Avengers: Age of Ultron
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“What’ll happen to it, do you think?” she asked. “Will it be all right?”
“You sound like Hagrid,” said Ron. “It’s a dragon, Hermione, it can look after itself. It’s us we need to worry about.”
“What do you mean?”
“Well, I don’t know how to break this to you,” said Ron, “but I think they might have noticed we broke into Gringotts.”
All three of them started to laugh, and once started, it was difficult to stop. Harry’s ribs ached, he felt lightheaded with hunger, but he lay back on the grass beneath the reddening sky and laughed until his throat was raw.
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – J.K. Rowling
Tonight’s Movie: Guardians of the Galaxy
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Buffy: Vampires are creeps.
Giles: Yes, that’s why one slays them.
Buffy: I mean, people are perfectly happy getting along, and then vampires come, and they run around and they kill people, and they take over your whole house, they start making these stupid little mini pizzas, and everyone’s like, ‘I like your mini pizzas,’ but I’m telling you, I am…
Giles: Uh, uh, Buffy! I-I believe the… subtext here is, is, rapidly becoming, uh, uh, text.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 11 – “Ted”
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‘You go a-walking,’ he said. ‘Do for all love go walking up very steep heights — traverse the Rock from end to end — traverse it again and again on an empty stomach. You are an obese subject; your hand quiver as you go. You must weight sixteen or even seventeen stone.’
‘And to be sure I do sweat like a mare in foal,’ he reflected, sitting under the shade of a boulder, loosening his waist-band and mopping himself.
Master and Commander – Patrick O’Brian
