Lorelai: What’s going on?
Richard: Oh, your mother and I have just secured a place on Martha’s Vineyard.
Rory: Really, that’s great!
Lorelai: I thought you lost your old place.
Emily: We did. But this afternoon we found out that Arthur Roundtree had died.
Richard: He’d been drinking.
Emily: So we got on the phone and snatched that place up.
Richard: Oh, it’s a fine piece of property.
Emily: Much better than our usual place.
Lorelai: The both of you are going directly to hell, I hope you know that.
Richard: Well, at least we’ll be well rested.
Gilmore Girls – Season 1: Episode 14 – “That Damn Donna Reed”