Miles O’Brien: Looks like he used some sort of encryption program to bypass the access protocols.
Kira Nerys: Unbelievable. The nerve.
Quark: Major, you wanted to see me?
Odo: Don’t pretend you don’t know what this is about.
Kira Nerys: Maybe this’ll jog your memory. Engage monitor.
Quark’s Advertisement: Come to Quark’s, Quark’s is fun, come right now, don’t walk, run!
Quark: Oh, I love the part where my name rotates around.
Odo: Tampering with the station’s comm. system is a class three offence.
Quark: It’s just a little advertisement. I didn’t put one up in Ops.
Odo: I’m sure the magistrate will take that into consideration when he calculates your fine.
Worf: You!
Quark: As you can see, we’re very busy here. Station business.
Worf: How did you do it?
Miles O’Brien: Do what?
Worf: I ordered a glass of prune juice from the replicator in the Defiant’s mess. This is what it came in.
Kira Nerys: If all your little advertisements aren’t purged from our systems by the time I get back from the Gamma Quadrant, I will come to Quark’s, and believe me, I will have fun.
Quark: Er, let me help you with that, Chief.
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