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Buffy, Willow, Reptile Boy

Willow:  You dreamed about Angel again?

Buffy:  Third night in a row.

Willow:  What did he do in the dream?

Buffy:  Stuff.

Willow:  Oh! Stuff! Was it one of those vivid dreams where you could feel his lips and smell his hair?

Buffy:  It had surround sound. I’m just thinking about him so much lately.

Willow:  You two are so right for each other. Except for the, uh…

Buffy:  Vampire thing.

Willow:  That doesn’t make him a bad person. Necessarily.

Buffy:  I’m brainsick. I can’t have a relationship with him.

Willow:  Not during the day, but you could ask him for coffee some night. It’s the non-relationship drink of choice. It’s not a date, it’s a caffeinated beverage. Okay, sure, it’s hot and bitter like a relationship that way, but…

Xander:  What’s like a relationship?

Buffy:  Nothing I have.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 5 – “Reptile Boy”

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Xander:  Is she dying?

Buffy:  I think she’s singing.

Xander:  To a telephone in Hindi. Now that’s entertainment! Why is she singing?

Willow:  She’s sad because her lover gave her twelve gold coins, but then the wizard cut open the bag of salt, and now the dancing minions have nowhere to put their big maypole… fish thing.

Xander:  Uh-huh. Why is she singing?

Buffy:  Her lover? I thought that was her chiropractor.

Willow:  Because of that thing he did with her feet? No, that was personal.

Xander:  Hmm. And we thought just because we didn’t have any money or anyplace to go this would be a lackluster evening.

Willow:  I know! We could go to the Bronze and sneak in our own tea bags and ask for hot water.

Xander:  Hop off the outlaw train, Will, before you land us all in jail.

Buffy:  I, for one, am giddy and up. There’s a kinda hush all over Sunnydale. No demons or vampires to slay, I’m here with my friends… So, how does the water buffalo fit in again?

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 5 – “Reptile Boy”

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Oz:  Who is that girl?

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 4 – “Inca Mummy Girl”

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Willow:  Why are you suddenly so worried about looking like an idiot? That came out wrong.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 4 – “Inca Mummy Girl”

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Willow in School Hard

Willow:  (about Angel) Wow, two centuries of dating. If you only had two a year, that’s still, like, four hundred dates with four hundred different… (Buffy gives her a look) Why do they call it a mace?

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 3 – “School Hard”

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School Hard Buffy Xander Willow

Xander:  As long as nothing really bad happens between now and then, you’ll be fine.

Buffy:  Are you crazy? What did you say that for? Now something bad is gonna happen!

Xander:  Whadaya mean? Nothing’s gonna happen.

Willow:  Not until some dummy says, ‘as long as nothing bad happens.’

Buffy:  It’s the ultimate jinx!

Willow:  What were you thinking? Or were you even thinking at all?

Xander:  Well, you guys don’t know. Maybe this time it’ll be different.

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Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 3 – “School Hard”

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Buffy:  I couldn’t believe Angel. He was acting all jealous, and he wouldn’t even admit it.

Willow:  Jealous of what?

Buffy:  Of Xander.

Willow:  Because you did that sexy dance with him?

Buffy:  Am I ever gonna live that down?

Willow:  No.

Buffy:  Anyway, he was being totally irrational.

Willow:  Love makes you do the wacky.

Buffy:  That’s the truth.

Xander:  Y’know, this might go a lot faster if you femmes actually picked up a shovel, too.

Giles:  Here, here.

Buffy:  Sorry, but I’m an old-fashioned gal. I was raised to believe that men dig up the corpses and the women have the babies.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 2 – “Some Assembly Required”

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A bitca?

Willow:  She’s possessed!

Giles:  Possessed?

Willow:  That’s the only explanation that makes any sense. I mean, you should’ve seen her last night. That wasn’t Buffy.

Xander:  Are we overlooking the idea that she may be very attracted to me? … She’s possessed.

Giles:  Possessed by what?

Willow:  Aaaaa possessing thing!

Giles:  Well, that narrows it down.

Xander:  Well, you’re the expert. Hey, maybe when the Master killed her some… mystical bad guy transference thing happened.

Willow:  That’s what it was! I mean, why else would she be acting like such a b-i-t-c-h?

Giles:  Willow, I think we’re a little too old to be spelling things out.

Xander:  A bitca?

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 1 – “When She Was Bad”

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When She Was Bad

Giles:  I wonder if they’re here for any purpose, particularly.

Buffy:  You’re the Watcher. I just work here.

Giles:  Yes, I-I must consult my books.

Xander:  Oh, eight minutes and thirty-three seconds, pay up. (Willow hands him a dollar) I called ten minutes before you’d consult your books about something.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 1 – “When She Was Bad”

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When She Was Bad

Willow:  Giles!

Xander:  Yo! G-man! What’s up?

Giles:  Nice to see you. And don’t ever call me that.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 1 – “When She Was Bad”