Oz:  Oh, hey! Animal cracker?

Willow:  No, thank you. How’s your arm?

Oz:  Suddenly painless.

Willow:  You can still play the guitar okay?

Oz:  Oh, not well, but not worse.

Willow:  Y’know, I never really thanked you.

Oz:  Ooo, yeah, please don’t. I don’t do thanks. I get all red. Have to bail. It’s not pretty.

Willow:  Well, then forget that thing. E-especially with the part where I kind of owe you my life.

Oz:  Oh, look! Monkey! And he has a little hat. And little pants.

Willow:  Yeah, I-I see!

Oz:  The monkey’s the only cookie animal that gets to wear clothes, you know that?

[Willow smiles.]

Oz:  You have the sweetest smile I’ve ever seen… So, I’m wondering, do the other cookie animals feel sorta ripped? Like, is the hippo going, ‘Hey, man, where are *my* pants? I have my hippo dignity!’ And you know the monkey’s just, ‘I mock you with my monkey pants!’ And there’s a big coup in the zoo.

Willow:  The monkey is French?

Oz:  All monkeys are French. You didn’t know that?

Willow:  No.

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Oz:  Hey.

Willow:  Hey! Your hair! Is brown!

Oz:  Oh, yeah, sometimes. So, uh, did you decide? Are you gonna be a Corporate Computer Suit Guy?

Willow:  Oh. Uh, well, I-I think I’m gonna finish high school first. What about you?

Oz:  I’m not really a computer person, you know. Or a work of any kind person.

Willow:  They why’d they select you?

Oz:  Oh, I sorta test well. Y’know, which is cool. E-except that it leads to jobs.

Willow:  Well, don’t you have some ambition?

Oz:  Oh, yeah! Yeah. E-flat, diminished ninth.

Willow:  Huh?

Oz:  Well, the E-flat, it’s, it’s doable, but that diminished ninth, y’know, it’s a man’s chord. Now, you could lose a finger.

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