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Scoobie Gang, Prophecy Girl

Giles:  The vampires?

Cordelia:  Gone.

Angel:  The Master?

Giles:  Dead. The Hellmouth is closed. Buffy… Buffy?

Buffy:  Oh, sorry. It’s just been a really weird day.

Xander:  Yeah! Buffy died, and everything!

Willow:  Wow! Harsh.

Giles:  I should have known that wouldn’t stop you.

Jenny Calendar:  Well, what do we do now?

Giles:  I don’t know about the rest of you, but I’d like to get out of this place. I don’t like the library very much anymore.

Xander:  Hey! I hear there’s a dance at the Bronze tonight. Could be fun.

Cordelia:  Yeah!

Willow:  Buffy?

Buffy:  Sure! We saved the world. I say we party! I mean, I got all pretty.

Jenny Calendar:  And what about him?

Buffy:  He’s not going anywhere. Loser.

Giles:  I’m not dancing, though.

Jenny Calendar:  We’ll see.

Willow:  You can come with us, Angel.

Buffy:  I’m hungry.

Xander:  So what’s the story with the car?

Cordelia:  Oh, that was me, saving the day!

Willow:  (to Angel) Get something to drink.

Buffy:  Is anybody else hungry?

Willow:  (to Angel) Well, no, don’t do that. Just hang.

Buffy:  I’m really, really hungry.

Angel:  By the way, I really like your dress.

Buffy:  Yeah, yeah. Big hit with everyone.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 1: Episode 12 – “Prohpecy Girl”

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Xander:  Red alert! Where’s Buffy?

Giles:  Uh, she, she just stepped out. Her, her father came by early. He, he needed to talk to her. W… where are your other clothes?

Xander:  Oh, don’t I wish I had the answer to *that* question.

Willow:  Xander kinda found himself in front of our class not wearing much of anything.

Xander:  Except my underwear.

Willow:  (laughs) Yeah! It was really… (looks at Xander) …bad. It was a bad thing.

Xander:  ‘Bad thing’? I was naked. ‘Bad thing’ doesn’t cover it.

Willow:  Everyone staring? I would hate to have everyone paying attention to me like that.

Xander:  With nudity!

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 1: Episode 10 – “Nightmares”

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Xander:  Well, the Hellmouth, the center of mystical convergence, supernatural monsters: been there.

Buffy:  Little blasé there, aren’t you?

Xander:  I’m not worried. If there’s something bad out there we’ll find, you’ll slay, we’ll party!

Buffy:  Thanks for having confidence in me.

Xander:  You da man, Buff!

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 1: Episode 10 – “Nightmares”

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Willow:  I don’t like spiders, okay? Their furry bodies, and their sticky webs, and what do they need all those legs for anyway?

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 1: Episode 10 – “Nightmares”

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Buffy:  This means that whatever’s out there still needs a healthy, intelligent brain.

Xander:  In other words, I’m safe!

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 1: Episode 9 – “The Puppet Show”

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Buffy:  The school talent show. How ever did you finagle such a primo assignment?

Giles:  Our new Führer, Mr. Snyder.

Willow:  I think they call ’em ‘principals’ now.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 1: Episode 9 – “The Puppet Show”

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Xander:  Hey! Buffy!

Willow:  You missed it!

Buffy:  Missed what?

Xander:  We just saw the zebras mating! Thank you, very exciting…

Willow:  It was like the Heimlich, with stripes!

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 1: Episode 6 – “The Pack”

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Buffy:  Well, we’ll be ready whenever it is.

Giles:  Which is tonight.

Buffy:  Tonight, okay… Not okay! It can’t be tonight!

Giles:  My calculations are precise.

Buffy:  Nuh! They’re bad calculations! Bad!

Willow:  Buffy has a really important date.

Buffy:  Owen!

Giles:  Alright, I-I’ll just jump in my time machine, go back to the twelfth century and ask the vampires to postpone their ancient prophecy for a few days while you take in dinner and a show.

Buffy:  Okay, at this point you’re abusing sarcasm.

Giles:  Buffy, this is no ordinary vampire. But we have to stop him before he reaches the Master.

Buffy:  But… Cute guy! Teenager! Post-pubescent fantasies!

Giles:  Those will just have to be put on hold! The dark forces are aligning against us, and we have a chance to beat them back. Tonight we go into battle!

[Cut to the graveyard. Giles and Buffy are sitting on a large gravestone.]

Giles:  Perhaps I miscalculated.

Buffy:  I’m thinking yes.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 1: Episode 5 – “Never Kill a Boy on the First Date”

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Buffy:  It’s not that big a deal. It’s just a bunch of people getting together.

Willow:  It’s a very big deal!

Buffy:  It’s not!

Willow:  It is. (spots Giles) Tell her!

Giles:  I’m afraid it’s very big.

Willow:  Thank you! Wait! What are you talking about?

Giles:  What are *you* talking about?

Buffy and Willow:  Boys!

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 1: Episode 5 – “Never Kill a Boy on the First Date”

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Xander:  Has anybody given any thought to what this green stuff is?

Buffy:  Hmm, I’m avoiding the subject.

Xander:  I think it’s kale, or possibly string cheese. So, Buffy, how’d the slaying go last night?

Buffy:  Xander!

Xander:  I mean, how’d the *laying* go? No, I don’t mean that either.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 1: Episode 5 – “Never Kill a Boy on the First Date”