Quote of the Day

Xander:  Red alert! Where’s Buffy?

Giles:  Uh, she, she just stepped out. Her, her father came by early. He, he needed to talk to her. W… where are your other clothes?

Xander:  Oh, don’t I wish I had the answer to *that* question.

Willow:  Xander kinda found himself in front of our class not wearing much of anything.

Xander:  Except my underwear.

Willow:  (laughs) Yeah! It was really… (looks at Xander) …bad. It was a bad thing.

Xander:  ‘Bad thing’? I was naked. ‘Bad thing’ doesn’t cover it.

Willow:  Everyone staring? I would hate to have everyone paying attention to me like that.

Xander:  With nudity!

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 1: Episode 10 – “Nightmares”

Quote of the Day

Xander:  Well, the Hellmouth, the center of mystical convergence, supernatural monsters: been there.

Buffy:  Little blasé there, aren’t you?

Xander:  I’m not worried. If there’s something bad out there we’ll find, you’ll slay, we’ll party!

Buffy:  Thanks for having confidence in me.

Xander:  You da man, Buff!

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 1: Episode 10 – “Nightmares”

Quote of the Day

Willow:  I don’t like spiders, okay? Their furry bodies, and their sticky webs, and what do they need all those legs for anyway?

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 1: Episode 10 – “Nightmares”