Quote of the Day

Mccoy: Maybe he could be retrained, reeducated.

Kirk: Now you’re sounding like Spock.

Mccoy: If you’re going to get nasty, I’m going to leave.

Star Trek – Season 1: Episode 21 – “Tomorrow is Yesterday”

Quote of the Day

Computer: Computed and recorded, dear.

Kirk: Computer, you will not address me in that manner. Compute.

Computer: Computed, dear.

Kirk: Mister Spock, I ordered this computer and its interlinking systems repaired.

Spock: I have investigated it, Captain. To correct the fault will require an overhaul of the entire computer system and a minimum of three weeks at a Starbase.

Kirk: I wouldn’t mind so much if it didn’t get so affectionate.

Spock: It also has an unfortunate tendency to giggle.

Star Trek – Season 1: Episode 21 – “Tomorrow is Yesterday”

Quote of the Day

McCoy: I, for one, could use a good non-reconstituted meal.

Spock: Doctor, you are a sensualist.

McCoy: You bet your pointed ears I am.

Star Trek – Season 1: Episode 19 – “Arena”

Quote of the Day

Barrows: All right, but you stay right there. Don’t peek.

McCoy: My dear girl, I am a doctor. When I peek, it’s in the line of duty.

Star Trek – Season 1: Episode 17 – “Shore Leave”

Quote of the Day

Spock: I picked this up from Doctor McCoy’s log. We have a crew member aboard who’s showing signs of stress and fatigue. Reaction time down nine to twelve percent, associational reading norm minus three.

Kirk: That’s much too low a rating.

Spock: He’s becoming irritable and quarrelsome, yet he refuses to take rest and rehabilitation. Now, He has that right, but we’ve found

Kirk: A crewman’s right ends where the safety of the ship begins. That man will go a shore on my orders. What’s his name?

Spock: James Kirk. Enjoy yourself, Captain.

Star Trek – Season 1: Episode 17 – “Shore Leave”

Quote of the Day

McCoy: Well, I had to see it to believe it.

Spock: Explain.

McCoy: They’re about to lop off the captain’s professional head, and you’re playing chess with the computer.

Spock: That is true.

McCoy: Mr. Spock, you’re the most cold-blooded man I’ve ever known.

Spock: Why, thank you, Doctor.

Star Trek – Season 1: Episode 14 – “Court Martial”

Quote of the Day

Kirk: Mister Spock.

Spock: Captain.

Kirk: There’s really something I don’t understand about all of this. Maybe you can explain it to me. Logically, of course. When you jettisoned the fuel and ignited it, you knew there was virtually no chance of it being seen, yet you did it anyhow. That would seem to me to be an act of desperation.

Spock: Quite correct, Captain.

Kirk: Now we all know, and I’m sure the doctor will agree with me, that desperation is a highly emotional state of mind. How does your well-known logic explain that?

Spock: Quite simply, Captain. I examined the problem from all angles, and it was plainly hopeless. Logic informed me that under the circumstances, the only possible action would have to be one of desperation. Logical decision, logically arrived at.

Kirk: I see. You mean you reasoned that it was time for an emotional outburst.

Spock: Well, I wouldn’t put it in exactly those terms, Captain, but those are essentially the facts.

Kirk: You’re not going to admit that for the first time in your life, you committed a purely human emotional act?

Spock: No, sir.

Kirk: Mister Spock, you’re a stubborn man.

Spock: Yes, sir.

Star Trek – Season 1: Episode 13 – “The Galileo Seven”

Quote of the Day

Scotty: Mister Spock, you said a while ago that there were always alternatives.

Spock: Did l? I may have been mistaken.

McCoy: Well, at least I lived long enough to hear that.

Star Trek – Season 1: Episode 13 – “The Galileo Seven”

Quote of the Day

Spock: Check.

Kirk: Checkmate.

Spock: Your illogical approach to chess does have its advantages on occasion, Captain.

Kirk: I’d prefer to call it inspired.

Spock: As you wish.

Star Trek – Season 1: Episode 7 – “Charlie X”

Quote of the Day

Scotty: He’s turned the engines off. Completely cold. It will take thirty minutes to regenerate them.

Uhura: Ship’s outer skin is beginning to heat, Captain. Orbit plot shows we have about eight minutes left.

Kirk: Scotty!

Scotty: I can’t change the laws of physics. I’ve got to have thirty minutes.

Star Trek – Season 1: Episode 6 – “The Naked Time”