McCoy: You can’t be serious. That thing is virtually made out of stone!
Kirk: Help it. Treat it.
McCoy: I’m a doctor, not a bricklayer.
Kirk: You’re a healer. There’s a patient. That’s an order.
Star Trek — Season 1: Episode 26 — “The Devil in the Dark”
Scotty: It’s a shame for a good Scotsman to admit it, but I’m not up on Milton.
Kirk: The statement Lucifer made when he fell into the pit. “It is better to rule in hell than serve in heaven.”
Spock: It would be interesting, Captain, to return to that world in a hundred years and to learn what crop has sprung from the seed you planted today.
Kirk: Yes, Mister Spock, it would indeed.
Star Trek – Season 1: Episode 24 – “Space Seed”
McCoy: Well, either choke me or cut my throat. Make up your mind.
Star Trek – Season 1: Episode 24 – “Space Seed”
Kirk: You ready, Bones?
McCoy: No. I signed aboard this ship to practice medicine, not to have my atoms scattered back and forth across space by this gadget.
Kirk: You’re an old-fashioned boy, McCoy.
Star Trek – Season 1: Episode 24 – “Space Seed”
Kirk: I thought you said it couldn’t possibly be an Earth vessel.
Spock: I fail to understand why it always gives you pleasure to see me proven wrong.
Kirk: An emotional Earth weakness of mine.
Star Trek – Season 1: Episode 24 – “Space Seed”
Fellini: What is that? Is that a uniform of some kind?
Kirk: This little thing? Just something I slipped on.
Star Trek – Season 1: Episode 21 – “Yesterday is Tomorrow”
Kirk: You said you had some additional information, Mister Spock?
Spock: I made an error in my computations.
McCoy: Oh? This could be an historic occasion.
Star Trek – Season 1: Episode 21 – “Tomorrow is Yesterday”
Mccoy: Maybe he could be retrained, reeducated.
Kirk: Now you’re sounding like Spock.
Mccoy: If you’re going to get nasty, I’m going to leave.
Star Trek – Season 1: Episode 21 – “Tomorrow is Yesterday”
Computer: Computed and recorded, dear.
Kirk: Computer, you will not address me in that manner. Compute.
Computer: Computed, dear.
Kirk: Mister Spock, I ordered this computer and its interlinking systems repaired.
Spock: I have investigated it, Captain. To correct the fault will require an overhaul of the entire computer system and a minimum of three weeks at a Starbase.
Kirk: I wouldn’t mind so much if it didn’t get so affectionate.
Spock: It also has an unfortunate tendency to giggle.
Star Trek – Season 1: Episode 21 – “Tomorrow is Yesterday”
McCoy: I, for one, could use a good non-reconstituted meal.
Spock: Doctor, you are a sensualist.
McCoy: You bet your pointed ears I am.
Star Trek – Season 1: Episode 19 – “Arena”
The Love Pirate 