Quote of the Day

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Snyder: Whoa, Summers! You drive like a spaz!

Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 3: Episode 6 – “Band Candy”

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Snyder: And you! Are we having a chair shortage?

Willow: I didn’t read anything about… Oh. (slides off of Oz’s lap and into her chair) I get it.

Snyder: These public displays of affection are not acceptable in my school. This isn’t an orgy, people. It’s a classroom.

Buffy: Yeah! Where they teach lunch.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 2: Episode 21 – “Becoming (Part 1)”

Quote of the Day

When She Was Bad

Snyder:  There’re some things I can just smell. It’s like a sixth sense.

Giles:  No, actually that would be one of the five.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 1 – “When She Was Bad”

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Buffy:  The school talent show. How ever did you finagle such a primo assignment?

Giles:  Our new Führer, Mr. Snyder.

Willow:  I think they call ’em ‘principals’ now.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 1: Episode 9 – “The Puppet Show”