Giles: I wonder if they’re here for any purpose, particularly.
Buffy: You’re the Watcher. I just work here.
Giles: Yes, I-I must consult my books.
Xander: Oh, eight minutes and thirty-three seconds, pay up. (Willow hands him a dollar) I called ten minutes before you’d consult your books about something.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 1 – “When She Was Bad”
Willow: Giles!
Xander: Yo! G-man! What’s up?
Giles: Nice to see you. And don’t ever call me that.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 1 – “When She Was Bad”
Giles: The vampires?
Cordelia: Gone.
Angel: The Master?
Giles: Dead. The Hellmouth is closed. Buffy… Buffy?
Buffy: Oh, sorry. It’s just been a really weird day.
Xander: Yeah! Buffy died, and everything!
Willow: Wow! Harsh.
Giles: I should have known that wouldn’t stop you.
Jenny Calendar: Well, what do we do now?
Giles: I don’t know about the rest of you, but I’d like to get out of this place. I don’t like the library very much anymore.
Xander: Hey! I hear there’s a dance at the Bronze tonight. Could be fun.
Cordelia: Yeah!
Willow: Buffy?
Buffy: Sure! We saved the world. I say we party! I mean, I got all pretty.
Jenny Calendar: And what about him?
Buffy: He’s not going anywhere. Loser.
Giles: I’m not dancing, though.
Jenny Calendar: We’ll see.
Willow: You can come with us, Angel.
Buffy: I’m hungry.
Xander: So what’s the story with the car?
Cordelia: Oh, that was me, saving the day!
Willow: (to Angel) Get something to drink.
Buffy: Is anybody else hungry?
Willow: (to Angel) Well, no, don’t do that. Just hang.
Buffy: I’m really, really hungry.
Angel: By the way, I really like your dress.
Buffy: Yeah, yeah. Big hit with everyone.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 1: Episode 12 – “Prohpecy Girl”
Giles: How exactly do you propose to hunt someone you can’t see? You may have to work on listening to people.
Buffy: Very funny.
Giles: I thought so.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 1: Episode 11 – “Out of Mind, Out of Sight”
Giles: I’d have to say you’re right.
Buffy: I love it when he says that! Any theories?
Giles: Uh, I’m, uh, it’s a bit of a puzzle, really. Um, I’ve never actually heard of anyone attacked by a lone baseball bat before.
Xander: Maybe it’s a vampire bat.… I’m alone with that one, huh?
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 1: Episode 11 – “Out of Mind, Out of Sight”
Xander: Red alert! Where’s Buffy?
Giles: Uh, she, she just stepped out. Her, her father came by early. He, he needed to talk to her. W… where are your other clothes?
Xander: Oh, don’t I wish I had the answer to *that* question.
Willow: Xander kinda found himself in front of our class not wearing much of anything.
Xander: Except my underwear.
Willow: (laughs) Yeah! It was really… (looks at Xander) …bad. It was a bad thing.
Xander: ‘Bad thing’? I was naked. ‘Bad thing’ doesn’t cover it.
Willow: Everyone staring? I would hate to have everyone paying attention to me like that.
Xander: With nudity!
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 1: Episode 10 – “Nightmares”
Cordelia: Uhhh, what?
Giles: Oh! I’m sorry. Um, your hair, uh…
Cordelia: There’s something wrong with my hair? Ohmigod! (quickly leaves)
Giles: Xander was right. It worked like a charm.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 1: Episode 9 – “The Puppet Show”
Buffy: The school talent show. How ever did you finagle such a primo assignment?
Giles: Our new Führer, Mr. Snyder.
Willow: I think they call ’em ‘principals’ now.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 1: Episode 9 – “The Puppet Show”
Giles: This is very bad.
Xander: Are we overreacting? He’s in a computer! What can he do?
Buffy: You mean besides convince a perfectly nice kid to try and kill me? I don’t know. How about mess up all the medical equipment in the world?
Giles: Randomize traffic signals.
Buffy: Access launch codes for our nuclear missiles.
Giles: Destroy the world’s economy.
Buffy: I think I pretty much capped it with that nuclear missile thing.
Giles: Right, yours was best.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 1: Episode 8 – “I, Robot . . . You, Jane”
Giles: Xander’s taken to teasing the less fortunate?
Buffy: Uh-huh.
Giles: And, there’s been a noticeable change in both clothing and demeanor?
Buffy: Yes.
Giles: And, well, otherwise all his spare time is spent lounging about with imbeciles.
Buffy: It’s bad, isn’t it.
Giles: It’s devastating. He’s turned into a sixteen-year-old boy. Course, you’ll have to kill him.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 1: Episode 6 – “The Pack”
The Love Pirate 