Giles: And it, uh, acts on-on pure instinct. No conscience, uh, uh, predatory and, and aggressive.
Buffy: In other words, your typical male.
Xander: On behalf of my gender, hey.
Giles: Yes, let’s not jump to any conclusions.
Buffy: I didn’t jump. I took a tiny step, and there conclusions were.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 15 – “Phases”
Giles: It’s not over. I-I-I suppose you know that. He’ll come after you, particularly. His profile, uh, well, he… he’s likely to strike out at the things that made him the most human.
Buffy: You must be so disappointed in me.
Giles: No. No, no, I’m not.
Buffy: But this is all my fault.
Giles: No. I don’t believe it is. Do you want me to wag my finger at you and tell you that you acted rashly? You did. A-and I can. I know that you loved him. And… he… has proven more than once that he loved you. You couldn’t have known what would happen. The coming months a-are gonna, are gonna be hard… I, I suspect on all of us, but… if it’s guilt you’re looking for, Buffy, I’m, I’m not your man. All you will get from me is, is my support. And my respect.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 14 – “Innocence”
(Xander drops his egg)
Willow: It didn’t break! How come it didn’t break?
Xander: Which is another secret to conscientious egg care: pot of scalding water and about eight minutes.
Willow: You boiled your young?
Xander: Yeah! I know it sounds cruel, but sometimes you gotta be cruel to be kind! I mean, you can bet that little Xander here is thick skinned now.
Giles: Technically that would be cheating, yes?
Xander: No! It’s like a short cut. You know, when you run a race?
Buffy: That would also be cheating.
Willow: You should be ashamed.
Giles: I suppose there is a sort of… Machiavellian ingenuity to your transgression.
Xander: I resent that! Or possibly thank you.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 12 – “Bad Eggs”
Giles: Whatever the authorities have planned for her, it can’t be much worse than what she’s doing to herself. She’s taken a human life. The guilt, it-it’s, it’s pretty hard to bear, and it won’t go away soon.
Cordelia: I guess you should know, since you helped raise that demon that killed that guy that time?
Giles: Yes. Do let’s bring that up as often as possible.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 11 – “Ted”
Buffy: Vampires are creeps.
Giles: Yes, that’s why one slays them.
Buffy: I mean, people are perfectly happy getting along, and then vampires come, and they run around and they kill people, and they take over your whole house, they start making these stupid little mini pizzas, and everyone’s like, ‘I like your mini pizzas,’ but I’m telling you, I am…
Giles: Uh, uh, Buffy! I-I believe the… subtext here is, is, rapidly becoming, uh, uh, text.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 11 – “Ted”
Giles: There are forty-three churches in Sunnydale? That seems a little excessive.
Willow: It’s the extra evil vibe from the Hellmouth. Makes people pray harder.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 10 – “What’s My Line, Part 2”
Kendra: I study because it is required. The Slayer handbook insists on it.
Willow: There’s a Slayer handbook?
Buffy: Wait. Handbook? What handbook? How come I don’t have a handbook?
Willow: Is there a T-shirt, too? ‘Cause that would be cool…
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 10 – “What’s My Line, Part 2”
Giles: Willow?
Willow: Don’t warn the tadpoles!
Giles: Are you alright?
Willow: Giles, what are you doing here?
Giles: It’s the library, Willow. You fell asleep.
Willow: Oh! I…
Giles: Don’t warn the tadpoles?
Willow: I… I have frog fear.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 9 – “What’s My Line, Part 1”
Giles: It’s a reliquary. Used to house items of religious significance. Most commonly a finger or some other body part from a saint.
Buffy: Note to self: religion: freaky.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 9 – “What’s My Line, Part 1”
Giles: I never wanted you to see that side of me.
Buffy: I’m not gonna lie to you. It was scary. I’m so used to you being a grownup, and then I find out that you’re a person.
Giles: Most grownups are.
Buffy: Who would’ve thought?
Giles: Some are even, uh… shortsighted, foolish people.
Buffy: So, after all this time, we finally find out that we *do* have something in common. Which, apart from being a little weird, is kind of okay. I think we’re supposed to be training right now.
Giles: Yes. Yes. Um, need to concentrate on your flexibility.
Buffy: And you know what? I have just the perfect music. Go on, say it. You know you want to.
Giles: It’s not music, it’s just, uh, meaningless sounds.
Buffy: There. Feel better?
Giles: Yes. Thanks. … Bay City Rollers. Now, that’s music.
Buffy: I didn’t hear that.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 8 – “The Dark Age”
The Love Pirate 