Quote of the Day

There is a way of looking at life called “keeping things in perspective.”  This simply means “making yourself feel better by comparing the things that are happening to you right now against other things that have happened at a different time, or to different people.”  For instance, if you were upset about an ugly pimple on the end of your nose,  you might try to feel better by keeping your pimple in perspective.  You might compare your pimple situation to that of someone who was being eaten by a bear, and when  you looked in the mirror at your ugly pimple you could say to yourself, “Well, at least I’m not being eaten by a bear.”

You can see at once why keeping things in perspective rarely works very well, because it is hard to concentrate on somebody else being eaten by a bear when you are staring at your own ugly pimple.

A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Wide Window – Lemony Snicket

Quote of the Day

Odo: Forgive me, Major, I don’t mean to be difficult, but your faith seems to have led you to something of a contradiction.
Kira Nerys: I don’t see it as a contradiction.
Odo: I don’t understand.
Kira Nerys: That’s the thing about faith. If you don’t have it you can’t understand it, and if you do – no explanation is necessary.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 4: Episode 17 – “Accession”

Quote of the Day

The door of the pub had opened.  A thick band of dusty sunlight split the room in two for a moment and then vanished, blocked by the incoming rush of a crowd of people.

First came Neville with Dean and Lavender, who were closely followed by Parvati and Padma Patil with (Harry’s stomach did a back flip) Cho and one of her usually giggling girlfriends, then (on her own and looking so dream that she might have walked in by accident) Luna Lovegood; then Katie Bell, Alicia Spinnet, and Angelina Johnson, Colin and Dennis Creevey, Ernie Macmillan, Justin Finch-Fletchley, Hannah Abbot, and a Hufflepuff girl with a long plait down her back whose name Harry did not know; three Ravenclaw boys he was pretty sure were called Anthony Goldstein, Michael Corner, and Terry Boot; Ginny, followed by a tall skinny blonde boy with an upturned nose whom Harry recognized vaguely as being a member of the Hufflepuff Quidditch team, and bringing up the rear, Fred and George Weasley with their friend Lee Jordan, all three of whom were carrying large paper bags crammed with Zonko’s merchandise.

“A couple of people?” said Harry hoarsley to Hermione.  “A couple of people?”

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix – J.K. Rowling

Quote of the Day

There are two kinds of fears: rational and irrational–or, in simpler terms, fears that make sense and fears that don’t.  For instance, the Baudelaire orphans have a fear of Count Olaf, which makes perfect sense, because he is an evil man who wants to destroy them.  But if they were afraid of lemon meringue pie, this would be an irrational fear, because lemon meringue pie is delicious and has never hurt a soul.  Being afraid of a monster under the bed is perfectly rational, because there may in fact be a monster under your bed at any time, ready to eat you all up, but a fear of realtors is an irrational fear.

A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Wide Window – Lemony Snicket

Quote of the Day

 

Quark: Did you hear? Keiko’s gonna have another baby!
Worf: Now?
Miles O’Brien: No! Seven months.
Worf: I see…
Miles O’Brien: Worf delivered Molly, you know.
Julian Bashir: Really?
Miles O’Brien: The Enterprise was damaged. Keiko and he were trapped together when her time came.
Julian Bashir: Oh well, I’ll, uh, be sure and call you, when she’s ready to deliver; you can lend a hand.
Worf: Seven months? Unfortunately I will be away from the station at that time… Far away… Visiting my parents, on Earth… Excuse me.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 4: Episode 17 – “Accession”

Quote of the Day

“Harry,” she said timidly, “don’t you see? This . . . this is exactly why we need you. . . . We need to know what it’s r-really like . . . facing him . . facing V-Voldemort.”
It was the first time she had ever said Voldemort’s name, and it was this, more than anything else, that calmed Harry.

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix – J.K. Rowling

Quote of the Day

“Delmo!” Sunny offered, which probably meant something along the lines of “If you wish, I will bite the telephone to show you that it is harmless.”

A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Wide Window – Lemony Snicket

Quote of the Day

Julian Bashir: Quark, did you hear? Chief O’Brien is having a baby!
Quark: I thought your females carried your young.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 4: Episode 17 – “Accession”

Quote of the Day

“But I’m not talking about test results, Harry.  Look what you’ve done!”

“How d’you mean?”

“You know what, I’m not sure I want someone this stupid teaching me,” Ron said to Hermione, smirking slightly.

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix – J.K. Rowling

Quote of the Day

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A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Reptile Room – Lemony Snicket

(Yes, I counted the all of the evers.)