Quote of the Day

“Maybe we could call the police from that phone booth,” Klaus said.

“Dragnet!” Sunny said, which meant “But the police think we’re murderers!”

A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Carnivorous Carnival – Lemony Snicket

Quote of the Day

Jadzia Dax: Worf, you’re practically easygoing. What’s next? A sense of humor?

Worf: I have a sense of humor! On the Enterprise I was considered to be quite amusing.

Jadzia Dax: That must have been one dull ship.

Worf: That is a joke. I get it… it is not funny, but I get it.

Jadzia Dax: I don’t know if I can get used to this “new you.” It’s kind of eerie.

Worf: Your problem is, you cannot accept change.

Jadzia Dax: *I* can’t accept change?

Worf: That is correct.

Jadzia Dax: Oh, you’ve gotta be kidding! I’ve changed bodies six times, Worf.

Worf: Yes, but you are still very set in your ways.

Jadzia Dax: And look who’s talking.

Worf: Well, I do not have to sleep on the same side of the bed every night, or brush my hair exactly fifty strokes every night, or eat the same thing for breakfast every day, or read the last page of the book before the beginning, or lift up the…

Jadzia Dax: I get the point! I don’t know how you can live with someone so monotonous.

Worf: It is not easy… *That* was a joke.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 6: Episode 16 – “Change of Heart”

Quote of the Day

When She Was Bad

Willow:  Giles!

Xander:  Yo! G-man! What’s up?

Giles:  Nice to see you. And don’t ever call me that.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 1 – “When She Was Bad”

Quote of the Day

Behind these two booths was an enormous roller coaster, a phrase which here means “a series of small carts where people can sit and race up and down steep and frightening hills of tracks, for no discernible reason.”

A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Carnivorous Carnival – Lemony Snicket

Quote of the Day

Worf: Very well. Room service.

Jadzia Dax: Really?

Worf: Really.

Jadzia Dax: Oh, that was easy.

Worf: Did you want to fight over it?

Jadzia Dax: No, it’s just, I didn’t expect you to surrender so quickly.

Worf: Surrender?

Jadzia Dax: Bad word.

Worf: Very bad.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 6: Episode 16 – “Change of Heart”

Quote of the Day

“I do not think you will count, Harry: You are underage and unqualified. Voldemort would never have expected a sixteen-year-old to reach this place: I think it unlikely that your powers will register compared to mine.”
These words did nothing to raise Harry’s morale; perhaps Dumbledore knew it, for he added, “Voldemort’s mistake, Harry, Voldemort’s mistake . . . Age is foolish and forgetful when it underestimates youth.”

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince – J.K. Rowling

Quote of the Day

Scoobie Gang, Prophecy Girl

Giles:  The vampires?

Cordelia:  Gone.

Angel:  The Master?

Giles:  Dead. The Hellmouth is closed. Buffy… Buffy?

Buffy:  Oh, sorry. It’s just been a really weird day.

Xander:  Yeah! Buffy died, and everything!

Willow:  Wow! Harsh.

Giles:  I should have known that wouldn’t stop you.

Jenny Calendar:  Well, what do we do now?

Giles:  I don’t know about the rest of you, but I’d like to get out of this place. I don’t like the library very much anymore.

Xander:  Hey! I hear there’s a dance at the Bronze tonight. Could be fun.

Cordelia:  Yeah!

Willow:  Buffy?

Buffy:  Sure! We saved the world. I say we party! I mean, I got all pretty.

Jenny Calendar:  And what about him?

Buffy:  He’s not going anywhere. Loser.

Giles:  I’m not dancing, though.

Jenny Calendar:  We’ll see.

Willow:  You can come with us, Angel.

Buffy:  I’m hungry.

Xander:  So what’s the story with the car?

Cordelia:  Oh, that was me, saving the day!

Willow:  (to Angel) Get something to drink.

Buffy:  Is anybody else hungry?

Willow:  (to Angel) Well, no, don’t do that. Just hang.

Buffy:  I’m really, really hungry.

Angel:  By the way, I really like your dress.

Buffy:  Yeah, yeah. Big hit with everyone.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 1: Episode 12 – “Prohpecy Girl”

Quote of the Day

When my workday is over, and I have closed my notebook, hidden my pen, and sawed holes in my rented canoe so that it cannot be found, I often like to spend the evening in conversation with my few surviving friends. Sometimes we discuss literature. Sometimes we discuss the people who are trying to destroy us, and if there is any hope of escaping from them. And sometimes we discuss frightening and troublesome animals that might be nearby, and this topic always leads to much disagreement over which part of a frightening and troublesome beast is the most frightening and troublesome. Some say the teeth of the beast, because teeth are used for eating children, and often their parents, and gnawing their bones. Some say the claws of the beast, because claws are used for ripping things to shreds. And some say the hair of the beast, because hair can make allergic people sneeze.

But I always insist that the most frightening part of any beast is its belly, for the simple reason that if you are seeing the belly of the beast it means you have already seen the teeth of the beast and the claws of the beast and even the hair of the beast, and now you are trapped and there is probably no hope for you. For this reason, the phrase “in the belly of the beast” has become an expression which means “inside some terrible place with little chance of escaping safely,” and it is not an expression one should look forward to using.

A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Carnivorous Carnival – Lemony Snicket

Quote of the Day

Odo: Are you sure you’ve returned to your normal size?

Miles O’Brien: Of course.

Julian Bashir: Why?

Odo: Well, you both appear to be a couple of centimeters shorter than you were the last time I saw you. A Changeling notices that sort of thing.

Quark: I didn’t want to say anything, but… you do look a little on the petite side.

Julian Bashir: Infirmary!

[they hurry out]

Quark: And they say you don’t have a sense of humor.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 6: Episode 14 – “One Little Ship”

Quote of the Day

“Do you wish to come with me tonight?”

“Yes,” said Harry at once.

“Very well, then: Listen.” Dumbledore drew himself up to his full height. “I take you with me on one condition: that you obey any command I might give you at once, and without question.”
“Of course.”
“Be sure to understand me, Harry. I mean you must follow even such orders as ‘run,’ ‘hide,’ or ‘go back.’ Do I have your word?”
“I — yes, of course.”

“If I tell you to hide, you will do so?”

“Yes.”
“If I tell you to flee, you will obey?”
“Yes.”
“If I tell you to leave me and save yourself, you will do as I tell you?”
“I —”
“Harry?”
They looked at each other for a moment.

“Yes, sir.”

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince – J.K. Rowling